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on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Charlie has a waitress crush on the Waitress.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
I had a total waitress crush on this girl from high school, until she slept with my best friend.
by JohnnyApocalypse September 5, 2012
Get the waitress crush mug.A phrase spoken when a person receives what was deserved. Justice is the implied party, that placed an order with fate in some cosmic diner, and was subsequently served.
Don't be so shocked my crizzle, you got sent to the crowbar motel for driving that hot land yacht balls out on liquid bread. Fate's a waiter, is all.
by B Love August 10, 2004
Get the fate's a waiter mug.An old crotchity snatch that has been through alot. Weathered by alot of usage. Also can be used as a derogitory term to describe someone.
Boy that Bill Duer sure is a Wartorn Beaver.
His girlfriend sure does have a weird looking wartorn beaver in between him legs.
His girlfriend sure does have a weird looking wartorn beaver in between him legs.
by Bill Duer March 10, 2007
Get the Wartorn Beaver mug.The act of sitting at a restaurant or bar table (particlularly a Hooters type establishment) and seeing if your waitress is the best one there or not. Winning the waitress lottery often involves getting the prettiest waitress, but it can also mean getting the friendliest one or simply the one who is most efficient.
Example 1:
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.
Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
Guyl 1: Dang it! All these hot chicks in here and we got the waitress who's built like a linebacker. That stinks.
Guy 2: Yeah, we definitely lost the Waitress Lottery, but at least we've got cold beer and eye candy all around us to enjoy.
Example 2:
When she came over I thought we'd won the waitress lottery, cause she's a hottie. We've been waiting forever for our beer, so I guess we didn't.
by TPD in Big D October 23, 2009
Get the Waitress Lottery mug.A joke on Gamefaq's Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire Board.
It originated when one of the local trolls realized that one of the largest Pokemon (Wailord) could breed with one of the smallest (Skitty).
It originated when one of the local trolls realized that one of the largest Pokemon (Wailord) could breed with one of the smallest (Skitty).
by Fats McRobot September 2, 2004
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