wagglesnatch

(Noun) A waggle snatch is a girl who is not only inappropriately young for a man, but is also below the legal limit for consensual sex.

"That girl is wagglesnatch, if i sleep with her i am going to jail"

by waggle June 4, 2009

Waggledat

The scientific measurement of booty shaking. A single waggledat is defined as the exact amount of booty shaking to give a standard single white male an erection at a dance club. Note that causing multiple erections does not necessarily give a single booty shaking a value greater than 1 wd, for the increase is measured not in quantity but in quality and therefore is valued higher only against resistance.

"OH GOD SHE'S TWERKING AT 8 WAGGLEDATS! THE DANCE FLOOR CAN'T CONTAIN THAT!"

by TotallyNotMajorToland July 23, 2013

wagglestank

An expression of praise and excitement. Cool. Awesome. Great. Super. Excellent. Originated in Gainesville Fl

You want to go rollerskating! Wagglestank!

by Wurd2yamotha August 24, 2014

waggle slather

The art of spreading ones butt cheeks apart and putting peanut butter between them, and proceeding to have a dog lick the peanut butter out.

Where's Jason?

Oh he's in the back office having a waggle slather with the bosses dog.

by Jigglypuffmik October 15, 2015

wagglepuff

A fat pussy you can sit on.

Damn look at that wagglepuff. I would love to sit on that.

by hii its meee adam July 27, 2017

Cack Waggle

Using your penis as a Shad and inserting it in the water and waggle it back and forth in hopes of catching a big one.

Or hanging your cack out between your pants and waggling it back and forth hoping to attract a drunk cougar.

Two buddies are fishing and drinking one fine day. With no luck and out of beer one decides to shake things up and inserts his penis in the water and cack waggles it to and fro, hoping to lure a large mouth bass.

by Manute Nol January 20, 2010

nugget waggler

A nugget waggler is a general insult. You can scream it out the window of a moving car to yell at a passerby or another vehicle that has cut you off. You can also call your friend a nugget waggler if they are getting you angry. Generally, it is the best insult there is and can be used in many contexts.

Hey, you nugget waggler, get the hell out of my garden!

God, Christy was being such a nugget waggler last night when she stole my scarf!

by Sara 'The Shit" P. and Megan "Nugget Waggler" P. May 25, 2008