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Walmart wages

Low pay and work hours that prevent you from receiving any benefits. The pay is so poor that you need food stamps and public assistance to survive. Walmart, low wages, poor, food stamps, public assistance, poverty, SNAP, corporatist, big business, the 1%, the 99%
Bro, I have no money for any luxuries in my life. I'm living on Walmart wages.
by joecoolthefool September 11, 2016
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Rascal's Wager

Why not disbelieve. Just in case an all-knowing, all-seeing God sees you for being a hypocrite who only pretends to believe "just in case"?
He chose Rascal's Wager instead of Pascal's Wager because he didn't want to anger any gods by pretending to believe in them since, if they existed, they would know he was pretending.
by mayfieldenator April 22, 2020
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Jeff Waters

The greatest thrash/speed metal guitarist ever. Guitarist and genius behind Annihilator.
Jeff Waters has the heaviest guitar riffs ever.
by AbominableMonkey December 28, 2011
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Necco Wafers

Quarter-sized candy wafers that resemble Smarties.
"Do you have any Necco Wafers? They're good as shit.
by PyroLogiK December 17, 2003
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Desperado's Wager

Wordlessly and stoically brandishing one's penis as a last-ditch effort to win the heart of a reluctant female. As a result, she will either relinquish poontang or never speak to you again.
1. I gave up on ever being with Martha last night and pulled the Desperado's Wager. Needless to say, she has since defriended me on Facebook.

2. I laid the wager on Barbara at Giant Eagle and then we defiled the soup isle in a passionate frenzy.
by billcosby7 September 27, 2010
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high waters

pants that are unintentionally short in the hem. you can wear them in a flood and they won't get wet.
aka floods
those hand-me-down pants don't fit -- they're highwaters.
by vexo ergo sum June 6, 2003
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Waterslide surprise

The unexpected feeling of a person's genitals on another person's back, sometimes when said persons are on a waterslide together.
by jacinto obnagon March 24, 2003
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