WTTI

Short for "Welcome to the Internet." Used sarcastically when someone shares an outdated video or meme and thinks it's the funniest thing ever.

"OMG have you guys seen Missing Missy? LOLOLOL." "WTTI bro."

by Denim_Chicken January 1, 2012

WTTF

What The Titty Fuck- while not wanting to sound lame by saying WTF or wanting to be too bold and say WTAF (What The Ass Fuck)

Guy 1: I just pooped in a cup and left in in your room.

Guy2: WTTF man!

by A Guy,Who R Gonna T33ch U stuf March 22, 2011

Wttd

What that tongue do?

Him: wttd
Her: come find out😉

by Lilk1ng March 23, 2020

WTTPHJ

Weak through-the-pants hand job.

Potentially the worst kind of hand job ever. Any other method is welcomed but this one, and I think I can speak for the majority on this one.

So, I was at the dinner table, and my girlfriend decided to give me a WTTPHJ under the table right in front of my parents.

Nobody likes WTTPHJ's.

by WTTPHJ August 22, 2010

wttc

Welcome to the club.

-wttc bro

-master please, I bow before you.

by thefinthefword May 23, 2020

wttfooy

Will throttle the fuck out of you

So -- if you're thinking about using your starizon wireless cellular hotspot, just know that they wttfooy and you will have less than 1 meg upload speed.

by rbrice June 2, 2021

WTTYO

What type of time are you on

Ayo Tuji WTTYO

Tuji “I’m dead “

by Fazounk December 28, 2021