WTFUP

Short for "Wake The Fuck Up, Pal". A supremely condescending and passive-aggressive way of telling a "friend" who's a government employee, stoner, unemployed, etc. that you think they are lazy and should get their ass in gear.

Simple text message: WTFUP.

by FrostyCan June 20, 2015

wtfwut

What the fuck were you thinking.

wtfwut when you did that?

by ??^?? May 11, 2008

Wtfbus

The Wtfbus, is like the Stfu truck, and the legendary "FailBoat". It is said normally in place of "Z0mgwtfh4xbbq" thus to save time. It is roughly as long as the "Shortbus" but three inches longer so people don't mix the two up. It can be found in the southern parts of New-Mexico, riding high on the roads of "WtfLane". Do not confuse this with the STFUhighway, or the FailLake.

Fred: I r kan hazez da bucket?

Eric: WTfBUS?

Fred: :D

by Anti Bit August 2, 2009

WTFU

Abbreviation, short hand text for "Wake The F*ck Up".

i.e: Get a clue, pay attention, be alert, be conscious, think.

1. Please WTFU, he doesn't like you!
2. Dear world, please WTFU!
3. I wish this girl would WTFU and stop behaving like an idiot.

by CandyAcidReign September 25, 2011

wtfu

Abbreviated version of "Wake The Fuck Up". Used in chat rooms of any kind when a person is AFK and somebody wants to talk to them. See also STFU

<Homestar>I'm going afk, TTYL
<Strong_bad> Hey i wasnt done talking to you! WTFU!

by FinalPhoenix September 23, 2003

wtfuck

a violent exclamation or question that indicates a disregard for the abbreviation wtf at the same time

wtfuck are you talking about?

by jash November 11, 2006

Wtfmunch

Wtfmunch is a synonym of wtf (what the fuck). It isn't as serious as wtf, and is more commonly used to express slight frustration, whereas wtf is more aggressive. It tends to amuse people.

Jack: Wtfmunch. I can't find the file there.
Jill: LOL. wtfmunch.

by WTFMUNCH July 27, 2009