A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
by hornets 4 lyf January 13, 2013
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He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!
He's been whinging about the cold weather all day. Duh!!!
by Chas501 November 29, 2007
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One of the craziest days in Philly the Friday morning leading up to the Super Bowl. It's a hot wing eating contest supported by Philly Sport Station 610 WIP, but lately it's very similar to Mardi Gras in New Orleans, in that there's drunken people everywhere, people tailgate in the parking lot, girls flashing their tits or ass, and the contestants and their entourage are paraded around the Wachovia Center on floats. There are contests for the best entourage, best float, best Wingette, which is like a stripper that serves as a sort of cheerleader for the Wing Bowl. Overall, the best festivity before Super Bowl Weekend in Philadelphia!
New Orleans kid: Yo do you wanna go to New Orleans for Mardi Gras?
Philly kid: Sure, but first, let's go to the Wing Bowl before that.
Philly kid: Sure, but first, let's go to the Wing Bowl before that.
by the ace of spaces 10 January 30, 2009
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Badass: "what are you whinging about?"
Badass: "what are you whinging about?"
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Get the Whinging mug.An extremely good friend who you feel like you can tell almost anything. They have your back no matter what when it comes to dating (Or even any difficult situation in life). They're your go-to person for dating advise, which is usually received over a longer period of time. (eg: not one night) A wingbuddy pulls strings behind the scenes for you and you can always ask them for help.
Wingbuddies are mutual. Once a wingbuddy always a wingbuddy both ways around.
You can stay up until 5:30 in the morning rambling on about your crush for all they care. They'll probably return the favor.
Wingbuddies are mutual. Once a wingbuddy always a wingbuddy both ways around.
You can stay up until 5:30 in the morning rambling on about your crush for all they care. They'll probably return the favor.
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Get the have a whinge mug.Any realistic or unrealistic attempt to address, analyze, and resolve an issue or situation you have no control over, concept of, or access to. A variation of winging and troubleshooting.
How do you install a digital certificate on such a locked down computer? - Take a wing shot, that's how.
He had no idea what the person was talking about, but knew that only a steady wing shot would help.
He had no idea what the person was talking about, but knew that only a steady wing shot would help.
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