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Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart was one of the worlds greatest composers of music during the 1,700's. His hobbies included making birdhouses, playing piano while exposing his anus, and making fart noises.
Many people considered him to be "childish" because of his making of fart noises and showing of his anus during concerts but this was just another way of him expressing himself.
Elderly Black Man: "FUCK MAN!!! Did that kid just pull off a Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart?"
Daniel Boone: "What a badass son-of-a-bitch"
Elderly Black Man: "He's even making the farting noises!"
by ac3092 April 30, 2009
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Erik Wolfgang Kaiser

An overly nice guy who gets taken advantage of way too much, tends to make an amazing best friend. Talented at most everything he applys himself to. Someone you'll try hard not to love but you can't stop the inevitable. He'll become the only thing you want.
"He is so my Erik Wolfgang Kaiser."
by PanoramaSecrets November 3, 2011
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Wolfgang Puck

A chef that has a show on the Food Network channel. He also makes excellent frozen pizzas. They taste fresh and they have good ingredients.
by b2vv April 25, 2008
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Wolfbang

The jailhouse or private all male school term of engaging in the act of anal sex with a bitch, whilst the daddy enters two or three fingers into aforementioned bitches throat to force violent vomiting thereby making the bitches anus tighten and heightening the enjoyment of the anal sex to the daddy.
"i didnt just toss this homies salad, i wolfbanged him/her"

"i was gonna go easy on him/her but i decided to wolfbang him/her"
by Chuck Hernandez January 26, 2004
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wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.
A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.
by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015
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Wolfgang

A sexy ass guy who fucks all the hot ass bitches. He's the coolest guy ever and is the most athletic person ever. Leo is a trash name
A yo that dude Fuchs be like a Wolfgang hell yeah #saftb
by Yahtahtahatav January 6, 2018
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WolfMonkey

The private part of a female who has not shaved or trimmed their hairs.
Did you see Sarah's WolfMonkey? Its like a venus flytrap had sex with a chicken.

I know that hoe needs to shave down their
by ImthatHoe October 24, 2014
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