Ambien-whacked

The state of loopiness one encounters after taking an Ambien but before falling asleep, often manifested by saying nonsensical things or revealing things one might not otherwise say even when drunk, and often forgotten the following day.

Sorry that I told you I had the hots for your sister, dude, but I was Ambien-whacked, so I can't be held responsible for what I said.

by sultansean1 May 5, 2011

Bush Whacked

What has happened to this country, encompassing the past eight years.

W has Bush Whacked the economy, military, etc.

by rekoem February 12, 2009

pee pee whacked

verb. To get belittled, or get your balls busted by your boss for saying something illogical or not being productive while in a meeting with your colleages.

Doug: (Says something illogical)

Mike: Hold on a minute there Doug, I'm going to whack your pee pee on this.

Afterwords
Colleages: Man you really got your pee pee whacked.

Doug: I know, it's worse than being Becca'd (Definition 1). I'm going to have to go and get some Nan (Definition 7) tonight. Hopefully I don't end up with an Eric (Definition 20).

by Cougar Magnet June 19, 2009

booty whacked

When one is whacked, hit, or on rare occasions pummelled by a female's obscenely powerful dancing and shaking of the Gluteus Maximus. Many African American females have been reported to have done this.

Wow, Shaniquwa is really shaking it! Dayyyuuummm, she just booty whacked the shit outta my hand!

by CarlGundlefinger June 19, 2011

smashed whacked

The act of being both heavily drunk and stoned, a state of pure confusion, awe and wonder

Cool Guy 1: Bro, what was up with Scooty last night?
Cool Guy 2: He was just smashed whacked man, dw.

by krillf_man9 May 15, 2016

Busch Whacked

to become intoxicated solely from drinking Busch beer.

"hey bro, do you want to get Busch Whacked tonight?"

" i can't remember anything from last night, i was so busch whacked!"

by Elmar69 April 25, 2010

Ambien-whacked

The state of loopiness that often develops between the time one takes an Ambien and the onset of sleep, usually marked by saying nonsensical statements and/or statements one otherwise would be less inclined to say under normal circumstances, and in either case usually forgotten the next morning.

Dude, I'm sorry I hit on your sister yesterday, but I was Ambien-whacked and can't be held responsible for my actions.

by sean sultan May 17, 2011