Wetting

New Zealand slang term for getting drunk on alcohol. Predominately used is univeristy towns such as Dunedin, Palmerston North and the Wairarapa Bush.

Are you wetting tonight?

by Punter101 November 12, 2010

wetting

merking,beating someone, killing them, beatin them up

i be wetting mc's like rainy weather (dizzee rascal)

by uk grime June 13, 2008

wetting

Stabbing someone repeatedly, wetting them with blood

I’m wetting them pagans like rain.

by II Lxlita II March 7, 2021

wetfifl

An acronym for "Whatever the fuck I feel like"

Person 1: "What are we getting for dinner?"
Person 2: "WETFIFL"

by \\Orange Julius January 23, 2014

WETTICITY

WETTICITY (adv) (n) :®️
Reaching the highest level of Wetness that sends bolts of electricity through the entire body resulting in a pool like substance.

Gee was ecstatic when he realized jay reached her WETTICITY.

by Nillab September 13, 2020

Bay Wettig

A guy who's heart is loyal and will never Hurt you!

Bay:(gives girl promise ring)
Girl:Bay Wettig

Bay: I love you
Girl: Awwww I love you till the sun dies
Bay:You'll always be in my Heart

by <3 Love bugs<3 June 13, 2011

Third Party Bed Wetting

This is a term that describes someone who thinks they wet the bed, when in fact they did not. This typically happens when a couple who are completely obliterated have sex. The male has most likely been holding in piss like his bladder was the Hoover Dam and right at the climax, he has no control of the floods and fills his partner with semen and urine. He then rolls over and is out cold in seconds. The female, who is also drunk, has no idea he went number 1 inside her and also rolls over to go to sleep. She wakes up hours later in a puddle of piss that was not hers.

Big Easy: Dude, last night was a train wreck. My wife keeps apologizing to me for wetting the bed but she really didn't.

Tyrant: Not following you there bud.

Big Easy: I think I pissed insider her last night and didn't want to tell her.

Tyrant. Well you can't ever tell her about the third party bed wetting.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm February 22, 2019