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Weaponosexual 

an intense attraction towards a fictional character mastering a certain weapon, usually in mafia/dark romance books
Tristan Caine is weaponosexual af. Guns, knives or even his own body, that man can kill me seven ways to Sunday and I'd say, yes please.
Weaponosexual by LanaGirl91 April 14, 2020

Weaponized Battle Toaster 

Weaponized Battle Toaster Is A Gender, That Not Alot Identify As But Is Still A Gender Nonetheless.
People Usually Take It As A Joke However And That Greatly Offends us! Please, Don't act like it's a joke.
P1: "Hey What do you identify as anyway?"
P2: "I Identify As A Weaponized Battle Toaster"

Weaponised Wokeness 

1. When someone uses baseless attacks in order improve their argument at the expense of another person.

2. An antonym of virtue signalling. The user wants to gain legitimacy by calling out another persons wrong actions.

3. The user of this style of argument will use terms which have a subtext of “guilty until proven innocent”.
Dude are they really a racist and a sexist? That just sounds like weaponised wokeness to me...
Weaponised Wokeness by 4.I.S. November 20, 2020

weaponized incompetence 

When a person acts like they have no idea how to do something even though they definitely do. They do this so that later on they can act like they're the master at either to impress someone or get praise. Also known as strategic incompetence
"I don't know how to do that, you do it"
"Stop lying, everyone knows how to change a tire, weaponized incompetence is why you have no girlfriend"
"Fine, (murmurs cartoon profanities)"

weaponized emotional instability 

When women use their rollercoaster of feelings to manipulate men.
Jessie starting sobbing when Bobby glanced at another girl. Bobby willing to do anything to get her to stop crying offered to buy her something at the store accross the street. Jessie's emotions were real but rather than mature and stive for mental health, she preferred her weaponized emotional instability to get Bobby to buy her stuff.

weaponized sexual autism

A type of autism that's featured in a joke. Has the power to kill extremely powerful people. For example, after laughing over a dark joke on Gulags, Joseph Stalin's brain had a severe hemorrhage that made his Stalinium skull cave in.
Russian dude: Hey, Russian dude 2, did you hear how Stalin died?
Russian dude 2: Nope.
Russian dude: He died from weaponized sexual autism over a Gulag joke.