1. A figure skater from Melfort Saskatchewan, born April 28, 1985. She suffers from Juvinile Arthritis and is a Canadian Sr. Women's Figure Skating Silver Medalist. She also has a song written about her entitled "Nicole" by Dawson Irvine.
by Dawson Irvine July 29, 2008
Get the Nicole Watt mug.One who was hated by god, and smiten with spinal bifida or another disabling disease. Must now live life pushing themselves along blowing through a straw. Low-wattage refers to the memory and intelligence lost when their parent/parents tried to drown them as a baby to relive themselves of the pain of a cursed child. Gurgler comes from the sound of their throat spasming uncontrolably because they were abused as a child because they were such an easy mark.
My daughter came ou, and she wasn't just a little handicapped, she was a Low-Watt Gurgler in a high back chair.
by dvda gangsta' May 6, 2007
Get the Low-Watt Gurgler mug.Derived from the measurement of a light bulb's brightness, "Low Watt" is a term used for the dimwitted or used to describe dimwitted behavior.
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Get the 40 Watt mug.The most-talked about celeb of 2009... everyone's talking to her on their cellphones... in TV interviews... can't resist mentioning her to their friends...
by mikroth December 12, 2009
Get the Juno Watt mug.Guy 1: You think Derek Watt is going to make the Hall of Fame?
Guy 2: You mean TJ?
Guy 1: No Derek Watt
Guy 2: JJ Watt you mean my good sir?
Guy 1: DEREK WATT, the middle brother of those two.
Guy 2: No he is a middle child.
Guy 2: You mean TJ?
Guy 1: No Derek Watt
Guy 2: JJ Watt you mean my good sir?
Guy 1: DEREK WATT, the middle brother of those two.
Guy 2: No he is a middle child.
by HughJass1986 September 24, 2023
Get the Derek Watt mug.Derived from low wattage light bulbs, a Low Watt is an exceptionally tight or miserly individual. Will never buy anything he can’t download, boil the kettle twice the same night or buy a round in the pub.
Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.
Never offers petrol money but will always be sure to collect it, goes out having “Forgotten” his wallet, expects family members to fix up his house and garden not just at a discounted rate, but completely free of charge.
Dave: "Tight bastard still hasn't weighed in with the cash for that job we did, Stan."
Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"
Stan: "We won't get that. That low watt wouldn't give you the steam off his piss!"
by UpYourKilt August 30, 2011
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