Wading through her swamp

A euphemism for engaging in sexual escapades with a female of dubious moral character. Just as with a real life swamp, if you don't wear some form of protection, there's no telling what sort of diseases you might catch.

Leliana: "She was...you are...you're giving her...I mean, you're wading through her swamp!"

Warden: "Are you jealous? I could wade through yours if you'd like"

by Koban December 28, 2009

urban wiping

Asserting that due to having run out of regular toilet paper, one has been reduced to ripping (the virtual) pages out of the Urban Dictionary to wipe one's behind with after defecating.

(An absurdist but wry way of deflecting an insult about one's hygiene, neither admitting the charge nor getting into an unnecessary fight.)

Outta cash, bro. Been urban wiping.

by Dr Whosis December 9, 2010

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

hand waving

Attempting to get past a moment when a difficult explanation is required.

His project was late and all he could offer was some hand waving.

by Laelia October 23, 2003

sac waxing

the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired

Ray felt so smooth and silky after his weekly sac waxing that he had to run home and beat off.

by shiny balls April 23, 2003

Fetty Wapping

The state in which one is so drunk that they have to close one eye in order to see straight, therefore resembling the artist Fetty Wap.

That bitch is so drunk she's fetty wapping

by AwhFuckYeah September 5, 2015

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004