by ckennedy August 2, 2008
Get the wankstermug. by mike hawk June 9, 2003
Get the wankstermug. by *** Nicole *** March 16, 2009
Get the Wankstermug. when a boy gets caught beating off in class. he is now claimed as a living legend, and or the original wankster.
when the original wankster, cody cole, was in spanish class he decided it was a good idea to whip his dick out and jerk his meat
by cody cole December 2, 2009
Get the the original wankstermug. To perform a shammywankster, you must look for another person who's left their chest open, then you perform one of 3 shammies,
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
1.)an open palm slap to the chest, concidered "the normal shammy"
2.)an open palmed forewards thrust to the chest, or the "power shammy"
3.)a dead finger slap to the chest
all of which you shout "SHAMMYWANKSTER" while performing
But once iniciated, the circle of shammy continues endlessly, causing paranoia and nervously protecting ones chest.
Also, as of now there has never been a femal-shammy, for obvious reasosns
by Dr Cuke September 30, 2006
Get the shammy wankstermug. A guy who tells constant lies and rewards himself by exposing his penis to unco-operative females and has a wank.( usually on bathroom floors with one Kleenex laid out)
a guy who tells a lie " yes I love you and only you" and then quickly has to wank in front of other females is a wankster liar
by Ohbiguy August 4, 2015
Get the Wankster liarmug. 