Wambulance

The vehicle that will arrive for someone who's crying

"Adam" jeez my knee is killing me

"chase" uh-oh someone call the Wambulance Adam has a boo-boo

by Chaseospades April 20, 2009

wambulance

An imaginary ambulance that comes when shit heads don't have a leeeeeeg. Someone who always gets randomly stressed out and needs a cry is in dire need for a wambulance.

shithead: waaa waaa waaa
man: shut-up Kerr...have a wambulance

by Greenie May 5, 2005

whambulance

what you say to someone who is whining like a little jewish kid. similar to asking them if they would like a whamburger and some french cries.

what, do you want me to call the whambulance just because your mom died? jesus christ, get over it.

by exterminate April 13, 2006

wambulance

verb/noun: a theoretical vehicle with no actual destination, representing a child (usually locked in the body of a sexually questionable west coast male) driving a Ghostbuster like wagon crying like a fat kid who gets diet bars for chanukah

Driver can be identified by name tag, but in default driver will usually respond to "John" or "Buttnugget"

If Peter, Paul and Mary were skipping through a field of lillies, emails that remind me finals suck would like be authored by the driver of the wambulance.

by The Liberation of the Twinkie Express May 5, 2006

Waahmbulance

Like an "ambulance" you would say your calling one of these when someone is being a total fucking pussy and whining.

Fool1: OMG THA TIS SO GHEY OMG!!!1111
Fool2: omg cry more fag lololol, im gonna call the waahmbulance

by ThaCleric March 1, 2005

wambulance chaser

Lawyers whose reason for existence is to defend the rights of privileged people who think they've been wronged by society. They tend to defend old, wealthy white men, religious zealots, and people named Karen who have been unsuccessful in their attempts to complain to a manager. Wambulance chasers are thrive on the tears of the merely inconvenienced.

May also be spelled "wahmbulance" and variations thereof.

The pastor at the local megachurch who kept ignoring COVID rules is going to court because the health authority finally shut them down. His lawyer is a real wambulance chaser.

Johnny, the local waaahmbulance chaser, just defended a dude upset because as an adult man people wouldn't hire him to be a babysitter.

by litui April 13, 2021