vuvuzela

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English keeper Robert Green will be forever haunted by the sound of the vuvuzela

by AnonJudicator June 14, 2010

vuvuzela

A horn that ruins football matches with a loud annoying noise that serves no purpose - that's not used in the tempo of the game - just blown non-stop for 90mins in a retarded way

I very much like football to show my love of the game i will blow my vuvuzela for the next 90mins - i wont even watch the game i will just blow and blow and blow & blow - phrase the lord!!

by coroner01 June 16, 2010

vuvuzela

An extremely loud piece of shit trumpet like instrument used mostly by african fans in the FIFA World Cup 2010 to annoy the hell out of the rest of the world who is watching the competition on TV. It is so loud that it almost overlaps the commentary if somebody is blowing in that thing and it completely nullifies any sort of singing or cheering.
My own theory is that it is used as a primitive radio alternative to communicate the match action between cities, hell prolly even countries considering how LOUD that shit is.

Me: Yes finally the World Cup is here, i'm getting my beer and a bag of chips and i'm gonna enjoy the matches.
Tv:BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<<the vuvuzela's are EXTREMELY loud...>>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<OH MY GOD ROBERT GREEN JUST...> BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Me: What the fuck, can you believe this shit? I hate the damn vuvuzela's ban those things already!

by lionfw June 15, 2010

vuvuzela

An annoying trumpet-like instrument played by fans, mainly in African countries, in football matches. They may be banned from Fifa for the 2010 Fifa World Cup in South Africa.

Fan #1: Did you hear the fans go crazy when South Africa scored the goal yesterday?
Fan #2: No! I had to put my television on mute because of those damn vuvuzelas!

by Soccer Fan September 8, 2009

vuvuzela

Charming traditional instrument that plays the music of love. Its lilting melodies are hypnotic and calming. Friends become lovers to the irresistible strains of "Who Let the Dogs Out" played on this instrument of romance.

Ah, love! When I heard the gentle strains SSSSSSKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I knew he was coming to seduce me with his vuvuzela and knew I would surrender

by BrazenlyLiberal June 19, 2010

vuvuzela

Why people don't watch the World Cup

Johnny: Let's turn on the 2010 World Cup!

Sally: No!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE VUVUZELAS ANYMORE!!!

by NOMOREVUVUZELAS July 7, 2010

vuvuzela

producer of the most annoying sound in the world.

Also, slang for vagina. Given how annoying the sound of a vuvuzela is, it is usually used for a skanky vagina.

1.
Joe: Hey, bro, you wanna hear the most annoying sound ever? *plays vuvuzela*
Bob: Dude, stop it! That's so irritating it's actually painful!

2.
Joe: So I was thinking about banging that Ashley chick.
Bob: Oh dude, no, she has a vuvuzela. Like big time.
Joe: Shit, really? Thanks, bro.

by Deirdre Nightshade June 20, 2010