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volkswagen jetta 

A car your typical thot drives

VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton 

An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"

"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"
VOLKSWAGEN Phaeton by TheCarFanatic November 28, 2014

volkswagen rabbit 

If you drive a Volkswagen rabbit 1.6 diesel preferably mk1 you have a big cock and you an probably the most badass person to ever walk the earth
Damn look at that 1984 Volkswagen rabbit damn and it is a diesel he mush have a fat cock.
volkswagen rabbit by Vw rabbit December 1, 2020

two badly parked volkswagons 

You backside looks like two badly parked volkswagons

White Volkswagen Jetta 

Watch out! There’s a white Volkswagen Jetta zipping our way!
White Volkswagen Jetta by Squinni December 4, 2020

Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet

When a fat woman has big fat flaps and fat upper legs. The vagina pertrudes outwards and down to a point to create a Mk1 Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet effect (the slit being the line down the middle of the bonnet).
'mate, that fat slosher must have a proper Volkswagen Beetle Bonnet under those hotpants'