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Like a Volk

To be a complete boss at everything you can do. If you do anything "Like a Volk" you are completing that task in the same manner as Jesus Christ incarnate would do.
Dude, you just did that test like a Volk
by Jimmyman04 September 14, 2011
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Volksdubbin

Dude, where were you the other night? Mac and I were Volksdubbin, it was tight. We saw some ladies, and they were also Volksdubbin.
by Moe S. July 3, 2007
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Pit Of Voles

A very popular fanfic archive website fanfiction.net that has come under fire for the badfic therein.

After banning all adult content, ff.net became known for an absurd ratio of incredibly bad and juvenile fanfiction. Thus, the name "Pit Of Voles" was born on the TWoP Forums.
I took a wonder over to The Pit Of Voles and almost vomited.
by Treehouseman June 12, 2005
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Volknine

(v.) To lurk very closely behind someone you know in an uncomfortable way, usually leaning on them slightly and looking in the other direction; pretending you don't see them and waiting for them to notice you and greet you. Usually but not always done to the opposite sex.

Named for a possibly apocryphal figure, Mr. Volkinine, known to behave this way.
'Wait don't leave yet, I'm totally being Volknined right now."

"Man, look at that guy Volknining your girlfriend."
by unknown April 18, 2005
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1998 Volkswagen

Shaun is a 1998 Volkswagen

Because he is a cheap shit, he’s really slow when he walks

And he likes to say no you
Shaun is as slow as a 1998 Volkswagen
by Hyundai™ June 22, 2020
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Volkorel

the exact definition of sorrow, dread and non-existence. If you hear him, run. If you see him, wait for your inevitable death.
"Hey, have you heard of Volkorel?"
" "
by not-volkorel September 21, 2020
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slit voles stomach

A descriptive term for the vagina, referring to a small rodent's stomach. This term was much used in certain academic establishments in the United Kingdom to pass scrutiny during banterous exchanges pre-lecture.
"Hey Nige, we saw you dissapear with that lass from our politics group, did you pump the slit voles stomach?"
by KylianKyle March 9, 2017
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