Vertical smile

"another word for vagina, pussy, whispering eye etc."

"I havent seen you in a while god damn i miss that mother fuking vertical smile"

by sweatyandready May 2, 2010

vertical slit

When you are putting your tongue to chick's twat while she sitting on your face.
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P.S. When she gets off..... and gets off of you and lays down, then it becomes horizontal slit.

Last night I got some vertical slit, it was quite tasty!

by whitey from cuyahoga hts December 8, 2010

vertical smile denial

lesbian version of a cock block. When a friend or anyone vag blocks a lesbian from making the beast with two backs with another hot chick

Sheryl was about to get some with a hot young thing until Mary stepped in and pulled a real vertical smile denial.

by Macdonsa May 3, 2009

Vertical Salami Bomb

Get your significant other in the yoga position, 'Downward Facing Dog', while you are standing up, grab her thighs to where they are now up by your hips, and she is on her hands facing down, similar to a handstand, rest your male member on the rim of her anus and pull up on her thighs as you thrust downward (extremely hard), forcing an air pocket into her rectum, which when done correctly will produce an immediate, thunderous release sounding much like a bomb.

Hey man, why did you and your girlfriend break up?" ..."Well, I gave her the Vertical Salami Bomb last night." ..."ouch

by JpizzleFarizzle April 15, 2011

vertical labret

A lip piercing, much like a labret. This peircing actually travels through one's lip (like the name implies) vertically.

That vertical labret is hot.

by Blood November 1, 2004

vertical bacon sandwich

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

by Muivirt August 30, 2006

vertical seafood taco

A womans shaved Vagina which is symbolic of a upright taco shell stuffed with live squid and shrimp.

"i slammed into her vertical seafood taco"
"man, she had the juiciest vertical seafood taco ever!"

by D.Righteous July 25, 2007