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cataracts of venus

Upon completion of male orgasm, the penis is left inside the vagina until it becomes limp. At this time, the male urinates inside the vagina with triumphant force.
I can't believe my boyfriend urinated inside my pussy last night. The fucker said he always wanted to give me the cataracts of venus. What the fuck!
by frankscoff June 2, 2010
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Vemund

Vemund is a god in the Norse mythology. He is the god of sex and pleasure. Vemund has the biggest dick the world has ever seen, and is loved by all Norwegian girls and women. He is said to be so hot and awesome, females will automatically be sucked onto his dick and instantly pleased.
by idkwhattosayhere November 15, 2013
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venus butt trap

when an individual (male or female) is getting their salad tossed (fellatio of the anus area), at a particular moment when the party getting their salad tossed feels that the salad tosser is particularly all up in there, the party getting their salad tossed pushes back and clenches while exclaiming (playfully), "Got your nose!"
Gary: why is your wife such a brown nose?

Bill: ya she's a real freak, she loves the venus butt trap.
by gotyournose123 May 29, 2010
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Venonatting

Similar to Venusauring, Blastoising, and Charizarding

When you put rat poison and bugs in your mouth before giving your female partner oral pleasure. As you assume the position, you spit it all out into her gaping hole screaming "YOU DO NOT HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME!"
"Larry's girlfriend was rushed to the E.R. last night for poisoning because they were Venonatting!"
by PatriarchOfTheChodeLads September 4, 2016
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Venussh

A absolutely chadly man with a big dick that will plow you into another dimension. He is absolutely massive, has gigantic muscles, and he is loved by every single girl ever known to man. Also he is a fucking god.
You are an absolute Venussh
by Venussh Lover April 21, 2021
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Fry Cook at Venus

This means someone who could do anything at any given moment. Someone who has the balls enough to do anything they want despite what the public would think. Someone who is destined for greatness and who’s future is going to be filled with riches and adventures.
Oooh look she’s going to be a “Fry cook at Venus” she could do anything and be anything she wants.
by Gaehl Camou March 21, 2020
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Venus

Only planet in our solar system that spins clockwise.
Venus: RETROGADE MOTION BITCHES. SUCK MA DICK.
Jupiter: :(
by Devawr April 3, 2011
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