A disease that is transmitted sexually, such as syphilis, gonhorrea, chlamydia, or genital herpes. This term was very common until the advent of the 1990s, when medical professionals began preferring the term sexually transmitted disease, or STD.
They rarely use the term venereal disease anymore, because it sounds like a singular disease rather than one of any number of sexually transmitted diseases. So instead of saying "Joe has VD," now we say "Joe has an STD."
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In the city of Las Venturas (based on Las Vegas) from the video game Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, three guys can be seen walking the streets dressed in Elvis Presley style Vegas jumpsuits. One in a white jumpsuit, another in a blue jump suit and the other Elvis wears a green jumpsuit. Can be heard making amusing comments.
White suit Elvis: "Dont you know I'm the King?"
Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"
White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"
Blue suit Elvis: "Do ya ever feel like you're not yourself?"
White suit Elvis: "You make yourself look foolish!"
by Dont you know I'm the King? August 1, 2005
Get the Las Venturas Elvis mug.The Ventures is an awesome instrumental group formed by Don Wilson and Bob Bogle. They started in 1958 being masorny workers at the time.
The Ventures mostly pioneered in surf and rock genres. Also Indian and Arabic (among other) themes can be found in their music.
What else there is to say... they clearly changed the whole industry by their creative and inspiring touch
The Ventures mostly pioneered in surf and rock genres. Also Indian and Arabic (among other) themes can be found in their music.
What else there is to say... they clearly changed the whole industry by their creative and inspiring touch
Have you heard Wipe Out by The Ventures? The drummer must have pretty friggin sore arms after that kinda insane whipping...
by CheepniS August 21, 2008
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by d-shadow January 19, 2005
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And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
And it's the worst comedy show out there.
Jesse Ventura shows how utterly ignorant he is on this show. One minute he's asking questions over and over again to scrawny researchers, and when they answer his question he gives the half assed excuse of "Not allowing him to speak." Jesse's extremely serious "cool-guy persona" is incredibly bleak and blunt.
Jesse believes that the government is responsible for everything, and you'll be damned if you believe otherwise. He actually believes that the John Lennon murder was a conspiracy, 9/11 conspiracy, fuck, even Area 51. AREA MOTHERFUCKING 51. He'd believe anything that you tell him if it involves the government covering it up. I can't wait for him to do a piece on Maddox's "Unfastened Coins: The Titanic Conspiracy" satirical parody on Loose Change.
The biggest fault in all of this is his logic. His logic is along the lines of "Oh, the government did it, but they covered up any proofs!" Good point, fucktard, but guess what: If you claim that this definition of you was really mandated by the government and they covered up any proof of it, I CANNOT argue otherwise. Even if I did come to you face to face.
Did you see Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura today?
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
Yeah, he totally proved that the Titanic sinking was a conspiracy!
by GodBoognishSatan November 22, 2010
Get the Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura mug.The act of using a person as a sock puppet during the process of vaginal or anal fisting. Minimum required depth to the radiocarpal joint with full palmar flexion of the wrist.
Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.
See also: Muppetfist
Choice of voice for puppet at the discretion of operator. Kermit the Frog is appropriate as default for most situations.
See also: Muppetfist
I knew it was love after the first ventrilofist!
Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!
Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!
I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
Man that ranga lisping cop ventrilofisted me all night!
Hey dude, we were all ventrilofisting your mum last night!
I made my best mate sing "It's not easy being green" and "somewhere over the rainbow" for 7 hours last night when I was ventrilofisting him!
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