Gloves with palms and fingers covered with velcro, used to hold onto wool. Rumoured to be found at most shops in rural towns close to sheep. Very useful when your a Sheep Shagger. Stops the sheep from running away during intercourse.
by Jellyphant July 29, 2003
A male who grows facial hair to the point where it gets entangled with pubic hair when performing cunnalingus.
by Sarsaparilla Sally November 21, 2012
by what is yo August 29, 2008
My kid's baby daddy got tired of them jumping up and down on the beds so he stapled Velcro on the ceiling.
by wolfbait51 May 07, 2011
The term used when a you or a co-worker cannot leave the office because if to much work - or are too lazy to leave the office.
Casey was in the Velcro Chair all week with that monster of a project his boss laid on him Monday morning.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
Brian only made two sales calls all week because he was on the internet watching March Madness - damn Velcro Chair.
by B. Hanback February 24, 2009
by Garden Gnome Suprise April 22, 2006
by finwhoscrapswithtim September 11, 2020