VeganScienceGuy

Vegan troll who exhibits low self esteem, depression, and anger issues. Many displays of cognitive dissonance. Likely did not receive any love from family.

VeganScienceGuy doesn’t eat meat and thus he suffers from depression.

by Dead_Kintsugi_ June 19, 2018

Vegan Sweat Lodge

When a bunch of people with fingerless gloves get inside of a 2014 Prius and they crank the heat all the way up, thus sweating out all of the tofu they ate causing a vegan sweat lodge. Usually in the parking lot of a starbucks or slam poetry event

Whenever hipsters need a break from their 10 cats and youtube vlogging, they like to destress in the parking lot of a long john slivers, participating in a vegan sweat lodge.

by BallzDeepMax69 September 12, 2018

Vegan Eyes

The telltale look of malnutrition due to prolonged abstinence from animal foods. Vegan eyes often take on a hollow/sunken, tired appearance with dark circles/bags under eyes.

I knew she hadn't eaten meat in years the minute I saw those vegan eyes.

by noreason2bvegan September 23, 2022

Vegans Assumption Fallacy

A vegan must never assume that something is vegan unless and until it's confirmed to be vegan.

A vegan realised that he/she consumed a non-vegan product by failing to check the ingredients label, therefore falling prey to "Vegans Assumption Fallacy".

by Vegan1116 January 13, 2023

temporary veganism

A method to get out of eating some weird meat that you do not wish to eat.

Larry was invited to the Von Cider house. When they announced that dinner would be liver and onions, Larry (who loves steaks and chicken, etc.) said "that sounds great, but unfortunately I am a Vegan and can not eat that". Larry had successfully implemented the tactic of temporary veganism.

by Doctor Geo Zee October 28, 2020

That Vegan Teacher

Forces people to go vegan, doesn't realise veganism is a diet not a religion and doesn't bother to notice that Jesus ate fish
Makes millions of alt accounts and her dog is very unhealthy
Please save Bella

we need to stop That Vegan Teacher before her dog is the next victim

by super kk slider March 15, 2021

Veganal

The breathtakingly beautiful act of preforming anal in a decalcified browneye. As vegans do not consume meat, dairy, or eggs their colons move much faster and have no backlogs; providing a much more pleasant experience.

Veganal is as clean as smashing watermelons.

by Mr. Mistaken December 23, 2015