No Vaseline

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.

"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube

by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

Glove Fulla Vaseline

Mentioned in John Steinbeck's Novel, Of Mice and Men The Passage states "You seen that glove on his left hand?"
"Yeah. Seen it."
"Well, that glove's fulla vaseline."
"Vaseline? What the hell for?"
"Well, I tell ya what - Curley says he's keepin' that hand soft for his wife."
"That's a dirty thing to tell around," he said."
Which has disturbed me since 9th grade and I couldn't get it out of my head!
Meaning keeping your hand soft for some kind of sexual pleasure one can only assume.

If I needed a smooth hand to do it right, I'd have a "Glove Fulla Vaseline", baby!

by Chanel B September 28, 2008

Vasili

Vasili is a famous greek name and is usually found roaming the beaches like a gorilla. He is very strong and muscular, and flexes his muscles whenever he sees fit. he likes to ejaculatet.

vasili is so strong and he is a dangerous man

by kjwhdfsjhcbdemns May 24, 2021

vasilena

She is a amazing talented girl. She is pretty, and kind in every way. She is very athletic and a great singer. She is a pro at gossiping. She is the funniest person you will ever meet.

You know vasilena? She is such a card.

by Laurenmona August 10, 2016

Vasili Arkhipov

The reason you're alive today.

Vasili Arkhipov, thank you.

by Gag Halpin March 13, 2019

Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.

Last night I was depressed, but half a container of vaseline and I felt fine!

by Styxhexenhammer August 30, 2009

Vasily Zaytsev

Vasily Zaytsev was a soviet sniper and a hero who killed 242 nazi soldiers in the battle of Stalingrad. The fucking boss.

He born in the Urals. At 12 years old he could use fireguns and bow and arrows to hunt. When the WWII began, he was 26 years old, and he was an excelent sniper. In 1942 he fouhgt in Stalingrad.

He won 5 medals and titles, among them, the "Hero of the Soviet Union".
He has his own movie, "Enemy at the Gates".

Yes, I know you're good at playing "Call of Duty", but you cannot be better than Vasily Zaytsev.

by Nikolai Kalashinov June 15, 2013