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Vagitamins 

n. pl. va·gi·ta·mins (-n)

1) A substance/drug or nutrient that can cause, influence or otherwise induce stereotypical female behavior.

2) Any drug or medication taken purposefully to either prevent negative side-effects of the female menstrual cycle, or to act as a contraceptive.
The doctors prognosis was that eating too many salads, tofu, and lowfat yogurt can cause an unhealthy imbalance of vagitamins.

There are two solutions to your bitch girlfriend. Make sure she takes her monthly vagitamins (midol, tylenol), and shaking her really hard.
Vagitamins by Jared Keller June 24, 2004
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vagitarian 

one who eats only organic vagina.
sally doesn't like dick, she likes jane; she is a strict vagitarian.
vagitarian by kristen renae July 7, 2003

Vagitarian 

A man who only has sex with females.
Ever since I discovered squirters, I'm a bigger vagitarian than ever now.
Vagitarian by $hIti0T July 5, 2014
The most beautiful woman in the whole wide world! She's Helen of Troy... Saying she's incredibly gorgeous is an understatement! She's a Goddess! She's stunning, she's divine, she's mesmeric. She's fucking Aphrodite! She's dripping deliciousness! She's the epitome of desire... She captivates the mind, body and soul. She is the one, she is Mrs. Right... It's inevitable that you'll fall for her.
Vanita's estrogen and progesterone is intoxicating. Vanita is the remedy... Vanita is aromatic, I love to bask in her ambiance...
Vanita by YoungGenna September 4, 2021

Vagitarian 

Someone who only likes vagina and/or only "eats" vagina.
Samantha: *Laughs* I bet you like them two black gay guys.

Alex: Nope, I'm a Vagitarian
Vagitarian by Wubbs March 11, 2009

vagitarian 

An individual who consumes nothing but vagina and water. Some have been creative enough to come up with ideas such as fish tacos, vagi-delite, and vagi-burgers to obtain an essential diet.
Fortunately for Gabe, the new In&Out burger serves vagi-burgers and he will not have to break his vagitarian commitment.
vagitarian by craftjay April 14, 2008