the 'heaven' of the norse men.
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
believed that you went there when you died a heroic death, or you kissed a beautiful lady before you died
Lo there do i see my father.
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
Lo there do i see my mother, my sisters, and my brothers.
Lo there do i see the line of my people back to the beginning.
They do call for me,
They bid me take my place amoung them in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave may live forever.
quote from 13th warrior starring antonio banderas
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