shit valve

(noun) An alternate way to say asshole

1. You took my last beer, you shit valve
2. Yo, that Taco Bell I ate really burned my shit valve

by Skumpdalaump March 11, 2007

Valve month

An interval of Valve time from 2 to 6 months.

"The Source SDK will be compatible with Visual Studio Express in a Valve month or so. If we start production now, it might happen by the time we've fully modeled the content."

by Stuart P. Bentley November 20, 2005

emptying out the spit valve

emptying out the spit valve
-verb

A. The wringing out of the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

B. The drinking of accumulated sweat, saliva, and/or anal discharge wrung out from the testicles during the course of a rusty trombone.

Even as Crystal was emptying out the spit valve Bobby demurred: "But Tuesday's steak night honey - why can't we go to Ponderosa?".

by TicklesMctits July 25, 2010

Gay Valve

A homosexual man's anus

Hey Kyle get your Gay Valve down here.

by dumbitchhill June 19, 2009

Valvo

Having a very unique penis that all of the ladies love.

See that guy? He's got the Valvo dick.

by Funky Buttlove June 27, 2008

foo foo valve

This Kiwi (New Zealand, typically with farmers, labourers and military) slang phrase is heard in expressions like "don’t bust your foo-foo valve", or "if you do that you’ll blow your foo-foo valve", when someone is trying to lift a weight or do a heavy physical task which might cause physical strain. It is used about both sexes. It has been mentioned that the "foo-foo valve" is the anal sphincter, so that foo-foo would perhaps be onomatopoeic for fart. Generally it is thought to refer to avoiding a hernia, a prolapse, or vomiting while under great strain and/or exertion.

For the past month Tom would hold his groin every time he sneezed since he had blown his foo foo valve while trying to lift the concrete wash tub into his van

Weightlifter Serge Blout'jagutski was urgently told by his friends to stay down in his squat position after they noticed a bulge and leakage in the rear of his gym tights that they presumed was his foo foo valve blowing out when he tried to lift the last weight.

by Fooslayer September 16, 2013

arse valve

the muscle which controls the opening and shutting of the anus

i was that scared,my arse valve was puckering.

by The love bandit March 14, 2004