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Valdis Dirnēns

Valdis Dirnēns is the best teacher in the world. He likes animals. He says that frogs taste like chicken, but his favorite food is griķīši with baltā mērcīte. He likes little girls and boys. Teaching them is fun. His favorite subject in school is ģeogrāfiskais Valdis. And the best place on earth where you could be is next to Valdez. It is an honor to stand next to such handsome women with naidīga frizūra.
Student one: Valdis Dirnēns is such a nice teacher. He looks adorable.
Student two: Are you crazy. He is hot.
Valdis Dirnēns: Hey girlz😏😏😏
by Valdiz fan July 4, 2019
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vali

Enthoru naattam aade, eth achilookki myrana ivide vali vittath
(It stinks like shit, which fucking asshole farted here)
by Malayalam Lexicographer September 7, 2021
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when women tend to value opinions (especially praise and sexual attention) of men more than they respect their perspectives, themselves or those of other women.
Cassie Howard in Euphoria can be very sex obsessed with men, especially Nate Jacobs. She has a Male validation problem.
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valiendo verga

all hope is lost; not having a good day; things not going well at that moment
-QUE PEDO GUEY?
-no mames guey, ando VALIENDO VERGA.
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Vagticipation

The yearning for fulfillment and a full feeling that gets a girls ovaries bouncing.. The anticipation felt by females regarding sexual congress with a man..
Terry: Why are you so anxious?

Sandy: I am in the throes of Vagticipation for my weekend with my man..
by BelleMorte1 May 1, 2011
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issue validator

An organization viewed by the public as authoritative on a particular issue, which provides cover to elected officials for a controversial decision on that issue. In plutocracies such as the United States, in which the boundaries of acceptable political discourse are very limited, the issue validator often serves the additional role of helping to marginalize more populist views. The issue validator typically has an unrecognized conflict of interest which can be anything, though it is most often financial or political. Note that this term should be used with extreme caution, as the user will be instantly revealed as a non-supporter of the plutocracy.
In the following dialog the Fraternal Order of Really Old People is the issue validator:

"Hey Bob! Did you hear about the plan to give every old person a pony?"
"I dunno Andy. I heard that it'll cost a lot and some really old people don't want a pony."
"Nah, Bob. The Fraternal Order of Really Old People supports this plan."
"Well, Andy, if FOROP supports it then I feel better. But wait a second, didn't I read somewhere FOROP has a side-business selling ponies?"
"Nah, Bob. They only license their logo to the finest pony growers. It's totally different."
"Thanks, Andy. Sounds like I got some bad information from a disgruntled blogger."
by brmull December 25, 2011
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Valid

Damn That Girl"s Fine Af, She As Valid As Sam Jabra
by Food38 August 6, 2015
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