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Sarah: Tom, did you erase all my MP3s?
Tom: Hey! File sharing is a crime, and I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher.
Sarah: *Sigh* You know Tom, this whole "anal rape" thing is really causing both of us to miss out on a lot in life
Sarah walks away. Seconds later, she realizes her mistake for calling out her husband's traumatizing fear of being anally raped. Tom, who stands in the kitchen with a stern but calm face, watches as his wife approaches him with a serious look.
Sarah: Tom, honey, I...I'm...so sorry. I shouldn't have treated your issue so carelessly. I shouldn't have been so...inconsiderate of how you feel. Your fear, your issue,...is 100% valid and I want you to know that I care about you. I know the trauma that you went through was hurtful and has caused you pain and suffering, but I want to let you know...I will always be there for you. Being so open about how you're feeling and expressing your emotions and fears shows how much of a real man you are. That makes you so much of a valid person. It's the reason I married you Tom. I hope you can forgive me. I love you.
Tom sheds a tear as he listens to every word Sarah has spoken to him. He's stunned and relieved to hear how much his wife loves him.
Tom: Sarah, I always knew you were the one the first time we met. Those words just made my day. I love you too Sarah.
Tom and Sarah glance into each other's eyes, and share a wholesome kiss.
Tom: Hey! File sharing is a crime, and I'm not gonna be anally raped so you can listen to Usher.
Sarah: *Sigh* You know Tom, this whole "anal rape" thing is really causing both of us to miss out on a lot in life
Sarah walks away. Seconds later, she realizes her mistake for calling out her husband's traumatizing fear of being anally raped. Tom, who stands in the kitchen with a stern but calm face, watches as his wife approaches him with a serious look.
Sarah: Tom, honey, I...I'm...so sorry. I shouldn't have treated your issue so carelessly. I shouldn't have been so...inconsiderate of how you feel. Your fear, your issue,...is 100% valid and I want you to know that I care about you. I know the trauma that you went through was hurtful and has caused you pain and suffering, but I want to let you know...I will always be there for you. Being so open about how you're feeling and expressing your emotions and fears shows how much of a real man you are. That makes you so much of a valid person. It's the reason I married you Tom. I hope you can forgive me. I love you.
Tom sheds a tear as he listens to every word Sarah has spoken to him. He's stunned and relieved to hear how much his wife loves him.
Tom: Sarah, I always knew you were the one the first time we met. Those words just made my day. I love you too Sarah.
Tom and Sarah glance into each other's eyes, and share a wholesome kiss.
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Vag-i-ta-tive, adjective
Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse
Characterized by, resulting from, or being in a state in which there is total loss of cognitive functioning following rigorous sexual intercourse
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by Trash•Gordon November 4, 2019
Get the Valid mug.Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
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She has to know everything and will try everything to know. Secrets are not kept from her for a long time.
She has been broken by boys that don't respect her and is having a hard time getting over it.
Once you have a place in her heart there's no getting out.She will love you with every bit of her and once she trusts you she will tell you everything.
She has to know everything and will try everything to know. Secrets are not kept from her for a long time.
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