Stoner chick. Loves bob marley. Vary sarcastic. Dont mess with this chick! You can win her heart with food. Loves spicy food. Vary good at baking.
Valessa will bake and bake.
by Hokeypokey2 December 19, 2016
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Ustedes no entienden el nivel de valemadrismo que gozo. =)
Translated: You don't understand the level of valemadrisimo that I enjoy! *smiley face
Translated: You don't understand the level of valemadrisimo that I enjoy! *smiley face
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by Pioopaaoo November 23, 2021
Get the Valea mug.this girl is the smelliest furry ever. she dresses in fur clothing and has a tail coming out of her ass. she barks and hisses at people when she’s mad and does backflips for treats.
her dream is to be in dhar mann and act as a dog and bark the so you see line and officially make it in the furry community
on top of that she calls herself emo asf she listens to slow versions of songs and has a side part and only talks to animals .
her fave food is her toe nails specifically w salt for nice flavour and fave drink is pickle juice + piss and she sucks on her toes for flavour too
she sleeps on her head w her legs up on the air and levitates whenever she farts.
her dream is to be in dhar mann and act as a dog and bark the so you see line and officially make it in the furry community
on top of that she calls herself emo asf she listens to slow versions of songs and has a side part and only talks to animals .
her fave food is her toe nails specifically w salt for nice flavour and fave drink is pickle juice + piss and she sucks on her toes for flavour too
she sleeps on her head w her legs up on the air and levitates whenever she farts.
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