Vaginity

1-Maintaining your vagina's physiological virginity.
Saving your vagina for marriage.

Brent - " hey sally's lookin' pretty sexy, but I heard she's had sex and I want to date a virgin..."
Keifer - " Don't worry man, she still has her vaginity, her hole is clean!"
Brent - "Awesome!!!!!!"

by Not Eugene March 29, 2010

Vagenitals

To have genitals and a vagina.

WTF? What's that in your pants? I think you have vagenitals.

by ieatalot289 June 20, 2010

Vagunt

Adjective: When Vagina or Cunt doesn't quite describe competence of said individual the combination of the two create better description. Total idiot of low-character. See also Fuktard.

"When she showed me her ridiculous Louis Vuitton bag she was acting like such a Vagunt."

by Joyce V February 20, 2009

vaginites

A special breed of people that bite off a rapist's penis during an attack

Lady 1: A heard on the news the other day that a rapist's penis had been bitten off

Lady 2: Yes, thats justice served... I'm so happy the that vaginites taught that low life scum a lesson.

by Ragga man October 16, 2010

Vaginity

The turning point where a close male friend becomes a vagina, avoiding all friends and social events for Sunday brunches, Haircuts, Brazilian Waxes, curling competitions, and dog shows.

This is a tragic event to witness.

Friend 1: Yo, do you know where Joe is?
Friend 2: Yup, he found his vaginity

Friend 1: ?
Friend 2: He's become a vagina.

by WillyBeaman November 18, 2009

Voracious Vaginitis

When the female craving for large tree trunk penetration becomes her #1 priority.

On October 1, 1987 Brenda was diagnosed with Voracious Vaginitis. Brenda decided to feed her pussy with a large tree trunk. Five days later brenda's pussy was discovered impaled on a tree trunk in the middle of the forest by a mother and her child. She died October 6, 1987.

by Richard Rozay 7 June 24, 2017

Vaginity

The term used to describe when a gay male has sexual intercourse with a woman for the first time.

Brent: Oh bro, I nailed Sandy so hard last night
Ryan: Dude, I thought you were gay?!
Brent: I am! We've been doing triple c's and hooking up since I lost my vaginity to her last week
Ryan: Sweeet

by BreakingHymen January 25, 2014