Vagimones

Vagimones are chemicals released by a gland in the body that send out messages that affect the organism's brain, rendering the organism completely useless and unable to stop bitching. Only a little amount of vagimone is required to alter the organism, and make the newly altered organism a complete pain in the ass.

Alex: "Where's Ryan?"

Mike: "He said our jokes were too mean, and went home."

Alex: "Sounds like his vagimones are acting up again."

by MeHondo August 17, 2012

gay vague

A type of advertising that features people, content or situations that might contain LGBTQ individuals or references to LGBTQ life in a manner that is unapparent or vague. This method can be used by companies to either show acceptance of LGBTQ individuals as normal or by companies who wish to imply an acceptance of LGBTQ individuals with a plausible deniability of any such implication.

Abercrombie & Fitch advertisements feature situations that are examples of gay vague advertising

by TheGravityGun July 3, 2011

vagemory

the ability to remember important things by relating them to a vagina.

"hmm....when is mom's birthday?....lets see..mom.....mom gave birth to me...birth through her vagina...i got it!! april 23rd!!"

"what was that drink you ordered the other day?...hmm..let me use my vagemory......it was pink...vaginas are pink, sometimes...YOU have a vagina...oh!..sex on the beach, got it!"

by marvin meeks January 9, 2009

vagmo

n. area surrounding and including the mouth smelling of vagina due to the consumption of pussy

"Dude, thanks for the orgasm, but please stop trying to kiss me with your dirty vagmo."

by pube-flosser January 16, 2008

vague arse

n: An Australian colloquialism that describes a person who finds it difficult to remember important or even general information; typically unaware or unsure of their surroundings; not particularly concerned by any type of crisis, emergency or predicament; and is usually spotted scratching their heads and gazing at the sky.

Woman: Where's the car?
Vague arse: Um... I parked it under a tree... somewhere.
Woman: There's a tree every ten metres you vague arse!

by Jayburger May 16, 2008

Vague-a-nese

When people speak to you with little to no detail.

Often spoken after being asked a question.

"Damn... I forgot to go to that place to pick up that thing for that person"

"Johnny I don't speak vague-a-nese what are you talking about?"

by Mr.Mac34 January 14, 2015

Vagueing

Posting or talking about drama without naming the specific details.

"Lindsay just tweeted 'no tears left to cry over you b'"

"OMG no way, she's totally vagueing about Connor"

by vivian1345 September 17, 2018