Voice mail fail

when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.

"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."

by skm7227 April 18, 2010

voicejail

when the system puts voices in your head that negatively comment on everything you do. locking up your thoughts desires and motivations.

you see that fool, he talking to the voices in his head, he must be schizo.

nah man, system just got him on lockdown, homies in voicejail.

by Areye Sique August 12, 2012

Voicefail

A term used to describe Voicemail, sent or received, which has not been thought about before it is left and, therefore, results in a mess of irreversible word vomit.

"I had a message from someone but they forgot to say who it was. I hate getting Voicefail."

or

"I called that girl but I forgot to leave my number. I'm too embarrassed to call back after a Voicefail like that."

by arghlhak August 11, 2009

voice mail courier

An individual who approaches someone's desk or workstation in a work environment almost immediately after sending them a voice mail, usually to confirm that the voice mail has been received.

Donald: I just left you a message. Did you get it?

Andrew: Probably, I haven't checked.

Donald: Can you check?

Andrew: Uh yeah, looks like I got it.

Donald: Thoughts?

Andrew: My immediate thoughts are you're a voice mail courier and a douchebag.

by andytheclark August 28, 2009

voicemask

a sooper smeksi bot

someone: "i have voicemask in mi discord server"
armster: "UWU"

by bakingrabbits November 17, 2020

voice mail hell

When accessing a voice mail phone answering system, one becomes lost, going down the wrong path or getting stuck in a loop, unable to get pertinent information or leave a message with the appropriate party.

I called MegaCorp's 1-800 number. What good is a free phone call if I get lost in voice mail hell?

by Joel 1952. May 28, 2006

Jippiin Voimailuforum

The holy place for bodybuilders. No pencil necks from Pakkotoisto are allowed there.

Haukkaa ja penaa ihan vitusti! Sustaa ja decaa palautteluun ja jalkoja ei sitten treenata!

by jippiin bodari April 14, 2004