vintage waffle

An older ladies poon-tang

I want a bit of that vintage waffle

by Kevin bacon November 18, 2017

vintage fuckboy

The vintage fuckboy Is a horny 16 year old who strolls around the streets in the summer while wearing clothes like:
Guess, Tommy Hilfiger, ellesse,fila , reebok, Umbro, champion etc.

Beware because they'll steal your girl with their round sunglasses,tommy denim jacket, striped tee, ripped skinny jeans and white canvas shoes like saint laurent

They also wear band tees of bands they don't wear. They wear Anything 80s.

Oh shit Jessica run that vintage fuckboy is gonna seduce you while flexing his fila fannypack!

by Scot MacScotland October 10, 2019

Vintage Cherry

A woman over 42 that is still a virgin

Her box is a vintage cherry

I walked into a nursing home and hit me up some vi rage cherry

by Killer Panda January 14, 2022

vintage balderdash

(noun) An erroneous concept conceived to imply that winners like Charlie Sheen actually have issues. Jealous losers, such as Chuck Lorre and Brooke Mueller exploit winners for their own personal gain, thus creating false impressions that result in vintage balderdash.

“I don’t believe myself to be an addict. I really don’t. I think that I just ignore or smash or finally dismiss a model that I think is rooted in vintage balderdash, you know? For lack of a better word.” -Charlie Sheen

by Catmailer March 18, 2011

vintage vagina

A women over 55 who ages like fine wine. Young men do a double take when seeing them at the gym, in a business meeting, at their children's activities, out dining with friend, on the beach etc. Vintage Vagina's maintain their best physical appearance, require nothing more than a swipe of mascara and clear lip gloss, never wear spanx, built their careers from the bottom up through the 80' & 90's and are now the movers and shakers for women their age.

Christie Brinkley slays being a Vintage Vagina.

by CocoC cocococCOcOCOc April 10, 2017

Vintage Motorcycle

A vintage motorcycle is a very rare breed of bike. They are made of very strong metal and are a quality build of bike , there are very few left as people assumed they were just worthless and threw them away , but they are infact very valuble.

Oh hey oliver , nice vintage motorcycle your riding there , it must be very rare and valuble.

Oliver : Yes , it is !

by TheDefinitionGuy October 5, 2009

Vintage Chromoly

A man who anally rapes children and dogs. Escapes on BMX bike.

That guy jacking it on that cat's back is a Vintage Chromoly

by Doctor Lee December 24, 2007