Vietnamese flashbang

When you cum in a girls or guys eyes and nostril while slapping his or her ears repeatedly

I gave my step mom a vietnamese flashbang because she was stuck

by vutella December 30, 2020

Vietnamese Socketwrench

When a girl loosely wraps her lips around the head of a penis and swings her head back and forth almost violently.

I tried to talk my girl into giving me a vietnamese socketwrench the other night but she wasn't feeling it.

by Cinnamahn April 10, 2010

vietnamese getaway

Spraying piss poop aka high pressure pure liquid shart out of your ass like a misty smoke screen of feces and other butt liquid so as you can escape your enemy and waddle off to safety.

Tyrese came home early and caught me with his girl. I was bare ass naked and made a Vietnamese getaway out of the bedroom window.

by Weirdest September 21, 2023

Vietnamese Handjob

When someone is pissing in a bush and you grab them by the dick and pull them in

"Dude I totally scared John on that hunting trip, he went to go piss in a bush I was hiding in and I grabbed his penis and pulled him in it lol, gave em the old Vietnamese handjob"
"Lol, thats funny Dave."

by Trashkritter February 11, 2021

Vietnamese Helicopter

A form of sex where the man positions himself underneath a ceiling fan, while a woman (or man) is tied to the fan. Someone is to flip the switch to the fan right before the woman (or man) cuts the rope and goes spiraling down onto an erect penis.

Watching Narnia is like being the fan in the Vietnamese Helicopter

by SwagHoodRat March 19, 2011

Vietnamese Lottery

This is street slang for the venereal disease known as syphilis.

Rhonda, I just won the Vietnamese Lottery!

by Joey Orgler 3 February 3, 2008

Vietnamese Kiss

When someone moves their nose to your cheek and sniffs it.

Cousin: Do you know what a Vietnamese Kiss is?
Me: No
Cousin: (Smells shoulder/cheek and sniffs shoulder/cheek)
Me: Oh, my aunts do that all the time

by Vuman September 28, 2008