Varsity Retards

Big nice looking boobs. The opposite of giant flap jack tits with nipples the size of yarmulkes.

Look at the Varsity Retards on that hosehound, I could definitely spend some time with those.

by clarksd September 20, 2008

ass party varsity

A porn video consisting of fat band geeks fucking in a circle

The clarinets got together and watched Ass Party Varsity last night.

also: Junior Ass Party Varsity

by Monsignore O'Brien October 3, 2013

UVA Varsity Athlete

The epitome of perfection in both mind and body.

Notable UVA Varsity Athletes
Tiki Barber (football)
Ryan Elliott (soccer)
Alecko Eskandarian (soccer)
Ryan Zimmerman (baseball)

I thought he was just another dumb sports guy, then I found out he was a UVA Varsity Athlete...he probably got a better SAT score than I did.

by VirginiaSoccerFan March 14, 2012

Varsity Fan Club

1. boy "band" group of unknown reject Abercrombie models who lip synch to songs.

2. Gay!

Girl 1: Have you heard of varsity fan club?

Girl 2: Who?

by His Right-Hand Pinky! April 13, 2009

varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know

did you hear about varsity football?

by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021

varsity lock

Someone who is definitely going to make varsity next season.

"Jeff is a varsity lock did you see how much playing time he gets"

by toop223 October 20, 2023

Youth varsity

Age starting around 40 when health and vigor is still good and you have enough experience to on the “A” team.

Gwen was rocking her life, she could party hearty AND make her mortgage payment. She had earned her Youth Varsity status.6

by SeniorV June 2, 2019