When one, whilst on vacation, drives to Texas to get a reverse vasectomy because it’s cheaper to get it done there at a missionary hospital. Said cost saving is due to lack of anesthesia, which increasingly stimulates the thrill seekers experience.
Man did you hear about Eric getting a Texas Vacation because 3 kids was just not cutting it. He’s ballsy!!!
by AE in SC August 6, 2019
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Hey man, you look like you got chewed up and spit out by the devil himself. What happened?
I just got back from a long vice vacation.
I just got back from a long vice vacation.
by dubnympho March 8, 2011
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Andy suffered from a bad case of vacation amnesia when he went back to school and couldn't remember what he had been learning before.
by RocketPower10 January 3, 2010
Get the vacation amnesia mug.I felt really bad for being rude to my man, so I offered him some vagisation.
I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
I am going to vagisate Phil on Wednesday night to make up for crashing his truck.
by Sofi June 20, 2006
Get the vagisation mug.A conversation in a bar that is so loud that the people having the conversation can't hear each other well enough, so they simply start responding with the responses of "WHAT", "YEAH", and "OKAY."
As a result, the conversation begins to resemble a song by hip-hop / rap artist Lil Jon.
As a result, the conversation begins to resemble a song by hip-hop / rap artist Lil Jon.
An example of a "Lil Jon-versation," as described taking place at a crowed, loud dance club:
A-"DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"WHAT?!?"
A-"I SAID DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"YEAH!"
A-"OKAY!"
...Person A Goes to Bartender...
A-"TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"WHAT?"
A-"I SAID, TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"OKAY! WHAT KIND?"
A-"WHAT?!?"
...
A-"DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"WHAT?!?"
A-"I SAID DO YOU WANT A BEER?!?"
B-"YEAH!"
A-"OKAY!"
...Person A Goes to Bartender...
A-"TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"WHAT?"
A-"I SAID, TWO BEERS, PLEASE!"
C-"OKAY! WHAT KIND?"
A-"WHAT?!?"
...
by FrankZappaSA September 13, 2011
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Get the vacation dick mug.Post-Vacation Syndrome (PVS) appears in victims after returning to school/work after a vacation of a week or more. PVS is most common after summer, winter, and spring breaks in grade school and college students. There is no cure for PVS. The victim simply has to wait for it to clear on its own.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.
-Symptoms include morning lag, skipping class, and late homework. Some cases of forgotten locker combinations have also been reported.
Ex. 1 :
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."
Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."
Bill: "Hey, man, you still opening your locker? I walked by here five minutes ago and you were in the same spot!"
Bob :" Yeah, i forgot my combination. Must be Post-Vacation Syndrome."
Ex. 2:
Mom: "Nicole! this is the third time you've missed the bus this week!"
Nicole: "Ugh. Sorry mom...i'm PVS'ing."
by xXThat_GirlXx January 4, 2010
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