Noun: I tried to see if Urbaness was a word, and then saw UD had no definition. I had to make my mark on this glorious institution. Basically it's the noun version of Urban, and it's actually spelled Urbanness (thanks google)
John: The shear impact of London's urbaness floored me.
Mitch: *Urbanness*
John: You're an asshat Mitch
Mitch: *Urbanness*
John: You're an asshat Mitch
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An Urbanist is a former inner city inhabitant who aspires to live the life of suburbia, yet retaining many of his or her original customs, manners and beliefs much to the chagrin of their established neighbors. The clues that you are living near an Urbanist would be: the presence of used condoms in the parking lot; the placing of the telephone in the open kitchen window so that all neighbors hear it; screaming and yelling at multiple sex partners (on different days, of course). Also, a variant of the Urbanist is the far worst Urbanista, who will sign an apartment lease for 1 or 2 people, but we really know that their new dwelling is nothing more than a way station for their 20 and more friends, extended family and other terrorist cell members. You know an Urbanista is nearby when: roaches and other vermin suddenly appear; sandals are piled up outside their door; no furniture, but plenty of floor mats inside; the building starts to stink of food or human waste (what's the difference here, eh?).
Urbanist: That chicken head in apartment 11 is a real urbanist, never cleaning up the condoms in the parking lot.
Urbanista: Damn, tripped over those damn urbanista sandals again.
Urbanista: Damn, tripped over those damn urbanista sandals again.
by Risk-Taker November 30, 2006
Get the Urbanist mug.Without any racism intended, it is a failure... a failure in multiple areas of life (not just career). It is one who lets their pants sag. One who should evacuate the city at the earliest possible convenience to live a meaningful, fruitful and experience-rich life. One who emulates the mannerisms, language, and fashions associated with African-American culture, particularly hip hop in the United States or the Grime/Garage scene in Britain. A failed attempt at cultural appropriation. One who gets no fulfillment from work. One who is the weakest link in a friendship network, usually the "mooch" & one who is in debt or utilizes debt. One with no discipline, no true culture, no progress, no patience, no responsibility, no honor, no dignity & no respect. One who believes in the melting pot theory, that old blasphemous, gene-mutating perversion which permanently disfigures their offspring for ten generations. One who believes in immediate self gratification. One who is expecting the government to deliver food stamps and/or financial aid. A complete loser in ever sense of the word.
No, I will not move to Philly. It's filled with crime, drugs, allophillia & urbanites. We'll stay in Hockessin or we're threw.
by theBurbite August 27, 2012
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Religious followers take pride in saving sad delinquents of humanoids and giving them a spiritual insight into the world of Urban
Pilgrims often travel urbandictionary to add definitions to a variety of objects while also confirming syndromes they thought no-one else had (such as Syndrome Syndrome, where Doctors can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with.
Religious followers take pride in saving sad delinquents of humanoids and giving them a spiritual insight into the world of Urban
Pilgrims often travel urbandictionary to add definitions to a variety of objects while also confirming syndromes they thought no-one else had (such as Syndrome Syndrome, where Doctors can't stop making up syndromes and disorders to diagnose people with.
Sad delinquent of humanoids: i'm so sad
Urbanist: Hey, join Urbanism, we'll set you straight in no time!
Sad delinquent of humanoids: Wow, i didn't know anyone else had Dog syndrome... I'm a re-born Urbanist!
Urbanist: Hey, join Urbanism, we'll set you straight in no time!
Sad delinquent of humanoids: Wow, i didn't know anyone else had Dog syndrome... I'm a re-born Urbanist!
by Green eggs and Wenham July 26, 2009
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He fancies himself a hipster and surrounds himself with college kids to make himself feel better
He knows a little about everything and nothing about ALOT!
He claims to be a college graduate, when in fact he dropped out of community college.
He is articulate and admirable on the surface.., But he has no depth or soul.
He fancies himself a hipster and surrounds himself with college kids to make himself feel better
He knows a little about everything and nothing about ALOT!
He claims to be a college graduate, when in fact he dropped out of community college.
He is articulate and admirable on the surface.., But he has no depth or soul.
Jeremy otherwise known as Jazzmahn and again AKA known as Hiddenbhm is listed as a heady urbanite on every dating site in St.Louis.
by Stephy Kelley October 5, 2007
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Tactical Urbanism is going to make this city awesome. I already have a website with pictures and we're on our 15th charrette.
by Ted Smith PhD. June 8, 2013
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