urbandictionary

A user-updated online dictionary that is often mistaken for a messageboard by some of the more simple-minded denizens of the Internet!
"Hmm, I think after I get done whacking off to crudely-drawn furry "vore" drawings, I'll go rebut the definitions of "Slipknot" with a definition of my own that doesn't actually define the word for anyone who doesn't know it already, but that'll totally put those h8-3rs in their place! I'm cool because I use numbers instead of letters sometime."
by Crank September 28, 2003
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A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.
urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.
by Mike November 01, 2006
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An excellent concept, but poor contributions. Nobody honestly gives a shit about your dumbass chatroom acronyms. Wtf u r? STFU.<---Yeah, I can type the alphabet too, with all the letters in order. Then all the fucking sex definitions don't need to be there. Most of the sex definitions were written by horny 6th graders who masturbate to eachother's yearbook pictures. Fuck them.
UrbanDictionary. Define your sex.
Wtf? u n00bs stfu b/c i'm a lwlfe querr

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Website where you can go to witness the decline of civilization and/or see a good idea become a bad idea.
This world is going down the drain, just check out urbandictionary.
by whatevernevermind November 01, 2006
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A dotcom blog where correct spelling is optional, even while calling others stupidddd.
Someone who has risen to the position of President of the United States of America called stupid by people that can't spell.
by r November 01, 2006
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Urbandictionary

The cesspit that is made of opinion, lost hopes and dreams.

Often used to

1.make people feel better about themselves

or to

2.worship their partners / crushes
Posts on Urbandictionary might look like this ...

1.Defenition of James - An awesome Guy who is totally awesome and an awesome stud and oh yeah, he is awesome.

2.Defenition of Holly - A sexy woman who is the best woman ever in bed and is clever and cute.

(or more accurately)

1. Defenition of James - a awsom gy who i's ttally awes0me an a stud two and oh yer he os awesoem!!11!!1!1!!

2. Defenition of Holly - a sxy women hoo is teh bst ever women in bed and is intelijent and hawt!!1!!!11!!
by oggleboggle October 20, 2010
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The only place on the internet where any word is a euphemism for sexual activities.
Try it; search for some random words or phrases and you'll be guaranteed to see what I mean.
dammit, urbandictionary sure is full of perverts
by Dogaahs November 08, 2017
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