Upton Sinclair

A man who wrote the book titled "The Jungle" about an immigrant family coming to the United States to find work. Long , boring, annoying, story short, he saved the packing industry by writing about terrible work conditions and potential cannibalism in the U.S.'s industrial revolution. This is all good and dandy, but we should all remember him as the socialist asshole who ran for governor in 1934. After his after his "End Poverty in California" campaign, he lost. California, which was just as neutral as Nevada currently is, jumped on the band wagon for socialism, or at least the people who wanted this dickhead as governor did. This became a snowball of bullshit until it became California as the rest of the states know it today; a shitty, fascist, you-have-to-conform, SJW littered, pile of hot garbage.

History Teacher: 'Did you know Upton Sinclair wrote the book that saved you from eating other people?!'

Me: 'That's true, but did you know he was a socialist who was influenced by Huey Long, the governor of Louisiana who though we should "Share Our Wealth?"

History Teacher: 'Reallly? I never knew that! *Commie-ness Intensifies*

by A-A-Ron the DM May 15, 2018

uptonia

Pertaining to Upton, or a philosophy or imaginary state of being that is centered around Upton.

His life is a constant fantasy, it's as if he lives in uptonia.

by Michael C. Upton June 13, 2008

upton

A person who lives wildy beyond their means, often in thousands of pounds of debt. Feels the need to spend money to make her appear interesting to others. Spends most of her time talking about her bodily functions.

I don't want to hear about your credit cards any more goddammit!! And I have no interest in what part of your body is sweating today, now go away and leave me alone, you dirty stinking UPTON!

by hood-rat May 12, 2003

uctionary

Urban dictionary (the website www.urbandictionary.com where you can think new words and add them) is a slang dictionary with your words

I've added a new word into uctionary

by Andrius March 3, 2008

Kate Upton

The Fucking sexiest bitch in the whole worlds. She has huge tits and they are nice and squishy.

I want to squeeze Kate uptons boobs really bad. How come she doesn't post naked selfies with her two boobs that are as big and as fine as Jupiter. I want to French kiss her while squeezing her squishy tits. Also, I want to smuggle my face in between Kate uptons boobs.

by Nac55550044 May 3, 2015

upton

Dirty filthy stinking grass

by hood-rat May 12, 2003

Uction

Something not related to sex

A rock is an uction

by jdiel January 21, 2009