Unreliable Bassist

A person who at first has a lot of friends and then ditches them for her his girlfriend then ditches his girlfriend for his friends then ditches his friends for his girlfriend and so-on. In the end he cant figure out what to do. Also doesn't get past "first base".

Chuck: Yo. Paul is such an Unreliable Bassist!
Ricky: Yeah he is always with his girlfriend Cindy!
Chuck: He never chills with us anymore!

Nick: Hey, Paul! You never chill with your girlfriend! whats up with that?
Paul: Well I felt like i ditched you guys so i want to chill with you guys again!
Nick: But now your ditching with your girlfriend!!

Paul: Wow, your right! I have to chill with her!
Nick: Choose who you want to hang out with! Your being such an Unreliable Bassist!

by disniggaha December 31, 2009

Unreliable Narrator

A narrator, in film, theatre, or literature, whose credibility has been seriously compromised.

"Jack", or the Narrator, in Fight Club (1999) is an example of an unreliable narrator.

by hsue7388e83838383 January 13, 2021

unbrainable

Something that cannot be thought by the brain.

That was honestly one of the unbrainable things I have ever heard.

by FinlandCowboys May 18, 2022

Emotionally Unavailable

Being emotionally committed to a person, rendering your emotions unavailable to others.

Hi are you single?

Sorry, I’m emotionally unavailable and I love it

by Denatured_Proteins February 4, 2018

unavailable guy

The type of guy that means well but is already in a committed relationship with his job, school, etc.

I really like Tiler, but he's too much of the unavailable guy.

by jfreeeesh November 15, 2011

Emotionally Unavailable

Evan is emotionally unavailable, that little fuck.

"Scooter Boy is emotionally unavailable, this is inconvenient since there has been an extreme emotional attachment formed by Liv"

by chickenshit55 January 8, 2022

unrainable

A place that can’t have rain

This place is unrainable

by Unrainable November 2, 2022