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Unks

An Unks is a mysterious entity similar the the elusive UNKALUNG and is almost certainly the victim of the politician wannabe uncle at the Thanksgiving dinner, Bigfoot. It can also be a affectionate way or nickname for an UNKALUNG that is a close friend. He is the most Unkish guy you will ever meet and enjoys Monday mornings at your local pub, literally manifesting there where ever it is. He is a great mate and will passionately kill anyone named after a drinking utensil; ie Straw, Straw, or Cup.
Hey, Unks, could you pass that salt

Mary: Did you hear about that new Unks guy that Chadrewick is hanging out with?

Henrikson: Yeah he is so lucky to have an Unks
by UNKALUNG March 28, 2022
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Unk

He a unk,he over there picking jacks up off the ground
by Deezntz July 6, 2022
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UNK

1: I think he doesn't like me
2:unk
by Caralavie June 23, 2018
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Unk

To be old and look like a monkey thirty and above
One of our teachers just turned 30.That means they are an unk now
by Mira 10 2025 September 30, 2025
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Unk pookie

Someone that use the bathroom anywhere and anytime.
Damn unk pookie u stay in that bathroom shii butt.
by Tsmuchmore June 14, 2025
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Unk

Unk is a word we use for someone whose decisions can be a bit confusing, but every now and then, they actually make sense.

It's like they have their own unique way of doing things, and while it might seem random sometimes, there's a method to their madness every once in a while. So an "Unk" is kind unpredictable but not completely without reason in their choices

what Unk's do most of the time (examples)
Scenario: Picture someone confidently strolling around without teeth, embracing the unconventional charm of a toothless grin.

Explanation: They proudly declare that teeth are overrated and the world deserves to witness their unique, toothless smile as a symbol of embracing individuality.

Example 2:
Scenario: Picture your friend, a true eccentric, not just discarding cigarette ashes on the ground but deliberately incorporating them into their clothes. They carefully tap their ashes onto the Vetements, Because they don't care about monetary valuable things.

If your friend does that, he is an Unk
by a_x8228 February 19, 2024
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Unk

A person who is bad at being good at video games . They also can be referred to as "Bitches". They are usually toxic. Normally a slur referring to people built like a fuh burgur
"Look at those fucking "Unkies", I fuckin hate them"

"Bruh he look like a Unk"\
"Bruno is an Unk"
by Bruhno! August 7, 2021
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