unique against-the-system white girl syndrome

A fatal condition some women have where they seemingly lose grip of English grammar conventions and decide to start writing like a complete fucking tool. These people also browse Tumblr regularly.

"Have you ever seen a girl on the internet or anywhere else write in all lowercase with run-on sentences and no punctuation? Did you have the sudden urge to find them and punch them in the face?"

"Yeah, it's called unique against-the-system white girl syndrome."

by Inumeration July 14, 2016

Unique

Undefinable . Different but way better than anyone. love it or hate it, wanted and desirable.

Models have the most unique facial features.

by Viscountress April 18, 2018

uniqueness

What every DA and case turn needs to prove that shit isn't fucked up right now.

They'll never win a risk of a turn because we're dominating uniqueness.

by LA Times 10-25-04 October 25, 2004

Unique Opportunity

A deceitful promise of great reward and glory offered to an unfortunate individual to participate in an unpleasant task.

The Unique Opportunity is delivered in such a way as to motivate the individual to see past the cruel and loathsome task ahead.

In most situations, the 'Unique Opportunity' is given by a delegator otherwise known as 'Master'.

The 'Master' is known for his/her dark craft-like ability in deflecting an undesired task to an unforuntate individual in the form of a Unique Opportunity.

Master: Hey David, I have a Unique Opportunity for you! I need you to go downstairs into the cellar and clear up all the rat shit, your efforts will be very much appreciated.

David: (sigh) ok.

by CrazyScouseSteve May 18, 2011

unique

Anything that is distinct from all other things, with no identical counterpart.

Synonyms (words have a similar meaning) singular original

I've been to several funerals, but this one was unique-- there was confetti in the coffin.

by Kitti Papaver January 29, 2016

Unique Streak

A kick-ass member of the Kansas City Junior Roller Warriors!

Unique Streak is a bad ass chick who will kick your butt and look cute doing it!

by jesusismycaptain August 12, 2017

Uniqorn

A truly rare specimen. Hot as hell, head smart, funny and intelligent single woman personating a Unicorn. Previously believed to also be a mythical creature. Consider yourself lucky if you ever meet a Uniqorn and try to make contact before she vanishes into the ether.

Is that Becca a Unicorn? No shes a Uniqorn.

by Shadow Fingers September 24, 2019