the man upstairs

A voyeur who has nothing better to do than cause wars and punish free thinkers.

You better be close-minded, or the man upstairs will deal with you.

by Dusted September 10, 2006

kick upstairs

promote to get rid of

He's a complete fuck-up but his mom's high up so they're gonna kick him upstairs.

kick upstairs

by abbraca September 07, 2009

upstairs bathroom effect

A phenomenon in which an occupant of an upstairs bathroom is unable to hear what individuals downstairs are yelling up to him.

Marie: (To Kenneth) Darling, your brother is on the telephone!
SILENCE
Matthew: Alas, dear; he is using the upstairs bathroom and is thus unable to hear that which you are attempting to communicate to him. He may as well be deaf. This is a superb example of the so-called upstairs bathroom effect.

by Tyler the Definer June 05, 2013

the big man upstairs

A deity who lives "on high" in Heaven or another analogous place. Most often refers to the God of Christianity.

Man, I was saved by the big man upstairs the other day, and I feel great!

by melchizedek70x7 November 14, 2013

under the weather upstairs

Euphemism for stupid; unintelligent

Ryan: "Jesus, who's that chick you were with the other night? I sure would like to pound that pussy."
Nikko: "Yeah, she's hot, for sure, but she's a little...how shall we say.... "under the weather upstairs".

by stockman09 November 11, 2007

fuck up upstairs

a term used by gordon ramsay to contestants on his show hell’s kitchen when they are being fucking horrible chefs. or when he’s really pissed off.

you fucking donkey, your fucking lazy, come here, you know what, fuck up upstairs

by mangosareanut June 17, 2019

Something wrong upstairs

It’s an adjective you use to describe someone who thinks weirdly than others. Usually used for psychopathic peeps or just crazy. In other terms, mentally disturbed people.

Why a movie about killing as a holiday? There must be something wrong upstairs in the director’s mind.

by chicken shelter October 17, 2019