Unexpected toke.

When you are a mild stoner and someone offers you a free toke on unexpected occasions.

I hardly get stoned at all. I only really get stoned when I have an unexpected toke.

by HighlifeGoodTimes October 27, 2012

Unexpected Niggary

When you are in a foreign country and you are of different race or color, and an African-American proceeds to call you a Nigga
unexpectedly. That is Unexpected Niggary

Foreigner: Excuse me sir, I am new in this country and i need help with directions would you like to point me to the direction of the movie theater?

African American: Yeah sure my nigga just take a left turn ahead.
You have been called a nigga unexpectedly. Unexpected Niggary

by Unexpected Quotes October 8, 2018

Unexpected Pregnanslay

when you slay on accident

“did you hear about jenna? she wore a shirt she found in the dumpster”
“oh god. how bad was it”
“it wasn’t bad at all. total unexpected pregnanslay”

by bojack.wh99rseman August 21, 2022

Unexpected Fap

When something is presented for non-sexual purposes but turns out to be sexy.

Check out this video of a lady talking about bees.
Unexpected fap.

by Murzon December 8, 2022

unexpected Coldplay

When you are surprised Coldplay cracks your top 5 artists on Spotify wrapped.

There was unexpected Coldplay in my Spotify listening history in 2023.

by Glueyvitamin69 December 4, 2024

you don't won. expect the unexpected

A dumb twitter user who in response saw Donald Trump wins the election, commented this," You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

This idiot's comment was review by Pyrocynical, making it a meme

Pyrocynical,"You don't won. Expect the unexpected"

by Fartlicker777 November 16, 2016

sorry! an unexpected error has occurred!

what happens on myspace when shit messes up.

always happens at the worst time when you REALLY want to log in to your account..... cause OMG you need to see if anyone has commented on your "cool new pix."

damn... another sorry! an unexpected error has occurred! wtf.... i need to click this again, and again, and again!!! sorry my ass!!!

by little ray ray December 29, 2008