sexy truth-teller

Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.

Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.

Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?

by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008

Tylersexual

Only likening @phan.defense.squad and wishing Tyler was your friend

"Omg Becky I need to tell you that I'm tylersexual and I don't care about troye anymore

by Howlter.phan101 August 8, 2016

Tylerbyand

1.) This individual roots against the team you support, just because you support them. He will root for opposing teams and wish for horrible things to happen to the team you support. He will even go so far so to miss out on the biggest celebrations, because he hates his home state team. Some call this being a hater.

2.) A minty fresh chewing gum made in Canada.

3.) When someone rains on your parade.

Me: Go Cats!
Greg: I hope several Kentucky players suffer career or life ending injuries tonight.
Me: Dude, Don't Tylerbyand me tonight!

by Wildcat44 August 22, 2012

Tyler buhl

That one goat

1: yo you know Tyler Buhl

2: oh yeah that kids a legend

by Creedbratton81828292 November 27, 2018

Tyler Joseph

Tyler Joseph is the lead singer of the band Twenty Øne Piløts. He does not care about anyone’s birthday, and is a coward. His fellow band member, Josh Dun, is in fact a good boy. Suck it, long lunged boy.

“JENNA! I’M HUNGRY!” Said the coward, Tyler Joseph.

by probably josh dun April 19, 2019

Team Tyler's Van

People who wish Bella Swan from the Twilight series was killed by Tyler's Van instead of being saved by Edward. Very often mentioned on Yahoo Answers and Anti-Twilight websites.

Person 1: Are you on team Edward or Jacob?
Person 2: Neither I'm on Team Tyler's Van

by Azombieatemyshoelace October 15, 2009

Lack toes in taller ants

When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.

“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019