There are Communists in the funhouse

Slang from Denmark referring to one being on their period

Student: "Excuse me teacher? May I go to the bathroom, it's an emergency... There are Communists in the funhouse.

by student1357 May 15, 2010

terezka

A beautiful, intellegent girl with a magnificent, majestic name. Typically with dark/brown hair, nearly perfect eyesight and a good fashion sense and good sense on humor. Enjoys playing instruments, specifically woodwind instruments ex: carinet, saxophone...

Terezka received an A+ on her math test, coincidence? I think not.

by Cosmello January 11, 2015

there’s a snake in my ass

FATHER OF LIES, CUM IN DISGUISE, YOUR SUM WONT LAST, THERES A SNAKE IN MY ASS, THE CUM FATHERS SECRET STASH, CUM STOMP ME FLAT, IM GOING TO FUK UR DAD

Hey there’s a snake in my ass and it hurts

by Hello I’m nsaidlgaiughdgggdgys September 13, 2021

Teresa Titties

Very small, almost nonexistent titties.

“Did you cop a feel?”
“Nah bro she’s got Teresa Titties”

by TittyMonsta January 20, 2023

There's Nothing we Can do

When Napoleon Bonaparte was stranded on an island and his fellow men died, he was left almost entirely alone, and as the enemies closed in and he utters the word "There's Nothing we Can do".

"Yo there's a really hot girl I like bro"
"Damn dude, but she's got a bf"
"There's Nothing we Can do"
aka giving up.

by JacksonBond47 September 20, 2023

Gon't there

The proper English contraction of the phrase "Don't go there".

Marvin: "Missy, your shirt looks nice, but your pants make your ass look as big as a..."

Missy: "Gon't There"

Marvin: "Just sayin':

by Roonetoon November 12, 2010

I guess you had to be there

What you say when someone tells you something he thinks is hilarious but really isn't. You say this to avoid hurting your friend's feelings in breaking it to him that his joke sucks.

Dudeman 1: "Oh man, I was playing horseshoes in Red Dead Redemption and I got a really close throw and John was all like, 'Did you see that!' It was so funny dude!"

Dudeman 2: "I guess you had to be there."

Dudeman 1: :(

by Izzy del Bosque June 10, 2010