Twonga

Possibly the best turbo money cam buy.
No, wait, THE best aftermarket turbo money can buy.
It was created after several years of research, design and testing by the Ted Wong Racing team

Bruce: Yeah moite, I just got myself some Twonga XJ20's!
Theodore: FRICKEN SWEET!!
Bruce: Yeah i know! This is gonna be the fastest Excel on the road moite.
Theodore: No doubt, no doubt!
Bruce: Lets get some VB!

by Ted_Wong October 16, 2005

Twong

Asian street slang for "penis"

Do you like Chineese food??? Well eat the TWONG!!!!!

by TFGumby May 12, 2010

tongolele

word in spanish for some stupid moron or idiot person

hes a real tongolele

by anarchy44 February 6, 2005

Twogoater

1. The act of being a D-bag and causing great annoyance and emotional dismay in at least two people at the same time. Few people are able to accomplish such a feat, except of course my uncle Marco. 2. Getting two peoples "goats," (nerves), at the same time. 3. on rare occasions sodomizing two goats at once.

Beth: Dayum, uncle Marco just committed a twogoater.
Bruce: I know, what a D-bag huh?

or

Beth: Eewww, uncle Marco just committed a twogoater.
Bruce: Gross, what a D-bag huh?

by Brucifer aka: PB&J May 26, 2008

Twonged

Twonged: To be or to look drunk or wrecked on drugs.
Twong: To be a druggy or alcholic or just someone who generally does alot of stupid wreckless things.

Person 1: Fucking hell mate jay looks Twonged?
Person 2: Aye thats cos he's had 5 lines of plant and a mazzy you daft en.
Person 1: What a Twong like.

by JavaJoesGotTheMojo January 23, 2011

Twingo

Inspired by the name of a car in New Caledonia, originated in 2003 Twingo describes silly actions can be used instead of drongo.Its all used lovingly and jokingly between friends. Its one of those had to be there moments.

"Errr you twingo" "You're the biggest twingo"

by ferrisbuellerismyhero March 5, 2005

Twong

Someone or something that says something silly or is stupid.

Person 1-‘Is China is Russia?’
Person 2-‘No you twong’

by Uysq June 10, 2019