twog

twog or T.W.O.G. acronym - Third World Groupie, i.e. white hippies with a hard-on for all things non-European, or rather the commercialized version of what were once non-European cultural artefacts

"She was a twog." Credit to N.M.

by Marshall Lentini June 15, 2007

Toogie Beard

A strand of caramel attached to someones bottom lip that extends downward toward that base of the chin. This is created by the hasty or careless biting-into a Snickers/Milkyway/100 Grand or otherwise caramel-included candy bar. The person must not realize that the caramel is hanging for a Toogie Beard to be genuine. The person will continue to talk, finish eating the candy bar, etc....without knowing that they just grew a Toogie Beard.

A toogie beard is the equivalent of having terrible toilet habits for your mouth.

by Ace Binkley December 24, 2005

twoit waffle

when the twoit is sticky like waffle syrup

derak and ryan know ur a twoit waffle

by sexual bears March 1, 2010

ten to twoing it

the motion you make while smoking meth in a glass dick.

"To smoke" would turn into "smoking",
"ten to two" would turn into "ten to twoing it".

by brandon's wife May 21, 2004

twoggle

1. A combination of the word "twat" and "boggle", so in literal meaning, a game about/with twat(s).

2. As Kenny would say, "playing with a woman's 'area'" (*Kenny in tourettes guy voice* FUCK LENT!)

3. Commonly used as another term to "finger" a girl(see above, for more user-friendly definition). A close cousin to coggle, although almost opposite in meaning.

4. Commonly conjugated in spanish for "spanglish" users' humor and/or for random comic relief.
ex: Twoggliendo and Twogglemente

or for randomness the following, although not limited to, will apply: Twogglemuffin(particularly effective in creating many a "WTF-face"), Twogglecheese, etc.

used in a sentence: "¡Twoggliendo con mis codos!"

roughly translated: "Twoggling with my elbows!" or "Elbow twoggling!"

1. Kid: "It's Twoggle!"
Kid: "Mom, can i please get it?"
*shakes box*
Cash register:*boop*
Mom: "No way! It's $21.99!"

2.Kenny: "Twoggle!!"
Karen: "Don't say that, remember, you gave up cursing for Lent!"
Kenny: "Aww, Christ! that doesn't count!"
*Karen gives evil eye*
Kenny: "I mean..uhh, that doesn't count, does it?"

3. Kenny: "You'd twoggle that?!"
Trevor: "'Twat did you say?"
Kenny: "She's nasty! Aww, oh well, we'll finger it out later.."

4. Kenny: "¡Twoggliendo con mis codos!"
Mrs. Amaya: "What?"
Kenny: "Ahh, Christ! I mean, umm nothing"
Mrs. Amaya "Don't use spanglish, Kenny! Now, can i finish teaching you to Salsa dance?"
*dances*

by Kenny Johnson April 2, 2007

Twofie

A two person selfie.

Taking a picture with a smart phone or camera of two people (Twofie) with the device in your hand.

by el iMan February 28, 2014

Twiginia

A creepy creature that lives in a pile of fast food bags and wrappers, with zoney boxes.

It likes to techno dance and drinks jack and coke very frequently. Mostly nocturnal and loving sleep the twiginia can be awoken with the offering of Jack Daniels and occasionaly Marijuana Bong hits.

The twiginia often makes a pilgrimage to the bars where it can be seen drinking soco and lime.

It is worshiped by fat girls from delhi who are attracted to its ability to dance and consume large quantities of Jack Daniels.

The Twiginia is a mortal enemy of Evan Williams, little girls walking on the streets, and fat scumbags.

The Twiginia becomes very wise while it is high. It will occasionaly fight the Finokio and break things.

"Good twiginia, awaken and I shall bestow to you the Jack and Coke."

"The Twiginia just pushed those little baby girls down. They look like they feared for their lives"

by Star Destroyer November 4, 2008