two times

Commonly added to fuck you up, or to an open hand for five. Popularized by Buggin' Out in the movie Do The Right Thing.

1. Fuck you up two times!
2. Two times, man.

by Lambnesio September 2, 2006

Two Timer

A two timer is a person who (during sexual intercourse) claps two times and climaxes.

“Bro don’t be a two timer”

by TotallyNotATwoTimer09 April 11, 2022

Two-timer

When you make love once then go to sleep; wake up in the middle of the night and have to do it again!

"Again?!? Brandon, you're such a two-timer!"

"That first time was incredible, let's make this a two-timer!"

"My, what stamina you have, you must be a two-timer!"

by Rach4GA May 29, 2017

Two-Timer Bowl

A bowl for a water pipe in which the draw is so violent that it requires two efforts to clear.

Yea man, last night i was hammered, that was definitely a two-timer bowl.

by Keisman18 November 11, 2010

two-timer

N. Deceptive ice-hockey shot where a player deliberately misses a quick shot from a pass and then blasts a shot with a second swing of the stick.

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Nice miss Jacques!

No, no! It was the two-timer. I meant to do like that.

by gnostic3 January 1, 2015

two times tuesday

when a guy is fucking a girl and then pust on a strap on backwards and proceeds to fuck 2 girls on each side of him, but you can only do it on Tuesday

"Dude, i fucked your mom and your grandma in the Two Times Tuesday lastnight!"

by cody bloss October 25, 2007

What’s two times a parable?

Gay men.

“What’s two times a parable?”
“Gay men. You’ve told me this joke a thousand times.”

by PETAandanimalrightssupporter99 July 16, 2019