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Twittard

Someone probably overweight using Twitter 24/7 on their computer in their mother's basement who screams "discrimination!!11!" when someone makes a joke that involves minorities mo matter the context.
John is a Twittard. He likes to call everyone who uses black moon face emoji racist.
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de-twittered

de-twittered means to have your twitter account suspended.
tRumpty is furious - he got de-twittered!
by USAF Cadet September 14, 2021
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Twittard

A term coined on the blog www.MotivatedMonkey.com.

It depicts individuals who are technologically inept or slow. People who are behind the times with the new gadgets, websites, widgets or online fads.
Guy 1: Dude, Vince just signed up for a Twitter account yesterday. He's like a year and a half behind the evolution cycle.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a twittard.
by MotivatedMonkey.com April 1, 2009
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Twitarded

Candace: idk how to use twitter? What does follow mean?

Paul: Omg you are so Twitarded...
by KWooduh August 21, 2011
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Tweetarded

Someone who is totally clueless as to the social significance of twitter. A total imbecile in a situation that can be analogized as George W. Bush and an Economy. A retard when it comes to the use of twitter.
I told you you need to get a twitter account to but you're still stuck in facebook and Hi5, why do you insist on being so tweetarded!!!
by BrainStormer June 18, 2009
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Twittergeddon

Describes the biggest FAIL Whale display in twitter history on June 09, 2010 when the twitter website went down worldwide for so long that survivors now qualify for disability pensions.
"I barely survived twittergeddon, but I am afraid I will never see a whale the same way again..."

"I was in this conference with thousands of people happily twitting away their experience when Twittergeddon fell upon us. You could see the despair in people's faces, it was horrible!"
by OnCloudOne June 11, 2010
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Tiptarded

To the end that "tipping" refers to enjoying the occasional road soda whilst cruising with a friend down your local thoroughfare, a tiptarded individual would be one that did not learn to drink while riding in a car at the appropriate age, and therefore is not ever capable of mastering such as skill.
"Dude, that was totally 5-oh that we just passed. Why the hell would you take a drink of that Old E forty just then?? You are so tiptarded..."
by dissident19 July 9, 2009
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